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Old 10th Jan 2019, 00:45
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Yah well you and who's army ? !.......Ohhh
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 00:46
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Having been asked to officiate the next Old Firm / Manchester derby game the Referee asks for some protection for his family
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Humvee looks for additional sales to traditional Hilux users
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Remake of 'The Desert Rats' filming gets underway on Salisbury Plain,with a little help from CGI
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 00:48
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A job worth doing is a job worth doing well !
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 00:50
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Guy on the far left with the ear defenders

"Errr Sir .....which way do I shoot ?
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 05:41
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Bravo Three-Zero

"Very good Sergeant, but it ain't gonna fit in the Chinook."
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 05:42
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"Sarge. How much longer will we be here in Liverpool?"
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 05:44
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Tired of the Hilux being the number one choice of Militia's worldwide , Land Rover adopted a new strategy...
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 05:45
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Sarge. I know we're quite formidable here but, I was just wondering...do they have an Air Force?
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 05:47
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Instructor.... Right lads on three 10 rounds rapid fire.
Hoskins...... BANG BANG BANG
Instructor.... Cease Fire...Hoskins why always you?
Hoskings... Sorry Sarge....Hair trigger got a bit premature there
Instructor... Well Hoskins next time think of something less exciting,..Brexit for example
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 05:48
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Burton Albion set up a defensive wall to take on Manchester City
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 06:32
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Winter Olympics Biathlon:
"Now where's my f***ing skis...."
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 06:44
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"But I thought that we were supposed to use swords at a wedding".
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 08:35
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Kiltrash, that made me chuckle.
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 08:37
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Honour guard line up to greet . . .

(name your favourite politician or president)
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 08:40
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"We forgot to form up in a circle first!".
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 08:42
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"Zulus!! Thousands of 'em!!!".
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 08:46
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"What are white walkers, anyway?".
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 10:04
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"See I told you it would work, put on the posters that there will be snatch at the range today and every man for miles would turn up"
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 10:10
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"What do you mean we forgot the ammo?"
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 10:19
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Man on bino's

"Hmm it looks like a falcated duck, that's rare this far east at this time of year, OK catering party in your own time.. fire"
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