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Old 17th Nov 2018, 02:17
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I can't wait to see Kadett von Hoskin's face... once he realises that the aileron doesn't need to be fixed with that old coat-hanger you gave him!
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 02:21
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Hang on... go back...! You missed a bit of turbulence!
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 02:32
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Wilbur and Orville, looking to the Wright.
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 09:32
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"And so, mein Fuehrer, in this aircraft we can maintain radio silence and communicate by semaphore."
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 10:34
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Kessell Run in 12 parsecs my arse. Be lucky to make it Macrahanish in a fortnight ...
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 12:01
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All these references to Star Wars, gott in himmel, how long is this conflict going to last.

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Old 17th Nov 2018, 12:11
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Are you sure it was a Tornado we just passed?
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 12:19
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman View Post
Are you sure it was a Tornado we just passed?
Nein, ein Jaguar.

(Apologies!)
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 12:31
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Originally Posted by MPN11 View Post

Nein, ein Jaguar.

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Ja, zat makes more sense.
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 13:30
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Oh look, skywriting... I can read some of it. "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball", zen something about zer Albert Hall. What on earth does zat mean...?

Probably somezing to do with zer cricket, mein Kapitan.
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 15:45
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So, as soon as der BREXIT deal is signed, ve bomb der Houses of Parliament, just like ze last time!
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 17:27
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A picture from the time when men were men and Navigators were Gods.....
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 17:41
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"Ach, sh*te weather again and she vas singing about blue skies over Dover"
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 17:44
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"Those 109 pilots, zee have goggles, vhy haven't ve got goggles?"
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 17:53
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"Orders say ve must flatten part of Brussels as ze chancellor has plans for it"
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 18:01
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"If that was London we just bombed Nav, why can I see the Berlin gate?"
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 18:09
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After ze var I may open a leather wear shop in Carnaby Street, I hear it is all the rage in London
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The Fuhrer said we would be in Oxford Street by Christmas. I wonder what is in Selfrdges window this year ?
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 18:11
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I may struggle though your various maserpieces (and others) tomorrow pm. Canít let these things get stale.
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 18:14
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"If that was London we just bombed Nav, why can I see the Berlin gate?"
(sigh) Brandenburg gate dumpkopf ...Brandenburg...that's why you are the Pilot and I am the intelligent One.... OK Smartass, If that was London why can I see the BRANDENBURG gate?.... ....Ooops
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 20:15
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EU negotiators returning signed copy of "the deal"

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