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Old 21st Aug 2018, 23:39
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After Brexit, Nicola Sturgeon's staff try to put on a brave face after the staff travel budget is severely downsized.....
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Old 21st Aug 2018, 23:42
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Looks pretty good for vintage 1960's models, Oh and the aeroplane is nice too.
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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 05:28
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Retired QF cabin crew 30 Year reunion. Some of those girls haven't aged a bit.
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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 07:14
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
Retired QF cabin crew 30 Year reunion. Some of those girls haven't aged a bit.
Their hearing has gone downhill though...you have to repeat everything to them!
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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 07:15
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"I'm a little Tea pot" always went down well on the ramp.
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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 07:33
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Camilla and friends model the new Welsh tartan.
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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 07:39
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No, I said I wanted a tartan plane, it's one word not two..
No, I said I wanted a tart on a plane, it's two words not one . . .
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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 07:45
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At the 8 Sqn reunion the wives and one other warm up for the after dinner Start Up drill.




8 screws are better than two blow jobs
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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 13:33
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Many things in Scotland come in a glass, Whisky, Iron Brew, Tennents Lager.... and our teeth.
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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 13:36
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To that song tune I forget

"Two red ones, five blue ones and one with a little hard on......."
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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 16:56
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The "Calendar Girls" (with their kit on) ?
 
Old 22nd Aug 2018, 16:56
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
To that song tune I forget

"Two red ones, five blue ones and one with a little hard on......."
Sounds like "The Ash Grove", same as "one black one, one white one and one with a bit of (rest censored).
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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 17:00
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Two red ones, five blue ones and one with a little hard on......."
Nutty finally owns up his boasting to the ladies.
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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 17:30
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...and how high could you raise your arms BEFORE you started flying?
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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 18:19
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The Scottish female veterans football team search for a new goalie....

....although the previous incumbent was reluctant to take redundancy after being outed as a cross dresser.

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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 18:49
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Scottish ladies are often out for a bit of tail.
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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 19:18
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I'll judge tomorrow night, so we can get a new one for the weekend. ("so we can get a new one for the weekend". That's not a bad caption).
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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 19:55
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To celebrate the completion of the charity aircraft pull along the Drem runway the girls hold out their hands for more on the spot donations

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The Royal Navy were embarrassd that the SNP managed the first fixed wing landing and take off from Queen Elizabeth Aircraft Carrier as she set off from Portsmouth however this then proved that they could instead have the F35c
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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 20:05
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What was first thought of as 'solo' it was finally proved that Shiela Scott's round the world flight was found to have 6 doppelgangers in the cabin when she returned to East Lothian.
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Old 22nd Aug 2018, 21:12
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Sir Elton John and his backing singers were a little disappointed with the Ryanair strike busting flight. ...
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