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Old 15th Aug 2018, 09:11
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We're Scottish Ma'am, we don't need chariots to swing low.
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Old 15th Aug 2018, 10:25
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There's always some d!ck wants to get in a photo with Betty Britain.
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Old 15th Aug 2018, 11:16
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Old 15th Aug 2018, 12:32
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I think I've found Nutloose
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Old 15th Aug 2018, 14:58
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The Royal Scots Dragoon Guards are tasked with protecting HMTQ during the Royal Holiday in Balmoral. However due to a lack of manpower the MOD feel the need to photoshop in more troops than were actually there. However cpl Jock McTavish decides to make a silent protest that went largly un noticed to his disapointment.
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Old 15th Aug 2018, 15:05
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The publishers of the "Where's Wally" books realise that there had been a typo in the latest Scottish edition.
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Old 15th Aug 2018, 17:01
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Some of us get more 'excited' than others waiting for Penny to hand down the judgement
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Old 15th Aug 2018, 17:05
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"McTavish always was a bit of a knob"
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Old 15th Aug 2018, 17:11
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The Sun photographer snaps rare daylight image of a Haggis in the wild.
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Old 15th Aug 2018, 20:07
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Thats the last time I'll have Haggis
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Old 15th Aug 2018, 20:16
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Why else would a Scotsmen take a Whisky when Haggis on the menu.....

Still could be worse....live in Australia and see what Ant and Dec have the contestants chow down on

However ( Caption). When the Donald reviewed the troops at Windsor the Queen kept all the 'good' troops to herself.
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Old 15th Aug 2018, 21:38
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Well, that was easier than expected! The still from 'Carry On Up the Khyber'took my fancy when I saw it, but I was also taken with: " The publishers of the "Where's Wally" books realise that there had been a typo in the latest Scottish edition. "

Fortunately, they were both from Wensleydale, so he gets the virtual trophy for this time. Look after it well, Wensleydale - it must be getting a bit tatty after so much travelling.

My earlier reference to Scottish paratroops was meant to provoke a comment about 'shock and awe' if the troops were seen descending with their kilts above their ears, but no-one came up with that.

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Old 16th Aug 2018, 05:51
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 06:42
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Thanks all. Let's try this one for a couple of days - get those captions in early!

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Old 16th Aug 2018, 06:47
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Early running of the Isle of Man TT Sidecar race showed due to unfamiliar route the driver needed a Navigator
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 06:54
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After a paricularly hard night on the lash the Station Commander sends Doris to bring back Biggles for a 6:am sortie
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 06:57
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At the weekend when there is no flying the crew augmented their meager flying pay by moonlighting as AA roadside mechanics
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7 years after their last film the actors who played Wallace and Grommet take one last spin in their favoured mode of transport
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