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Old 11th Aug 2018, 21:14
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Far too many Queens here

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After the picture was taken Major Sweaty Ba11s was invited for a No Tea or Biscuits meeting with the Colonel

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Old 11th Aug 2018, 21:56
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"I say Colonel everything appear to be going along swimmingly, let's hope we don't have any co*k ups like one had on ones last parade"
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 21:57
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"He said say cheese not show it"
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 22:37
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"Aye, Your Majesty. There's nothing to beat a parade with the skirl of the pipes....."
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 23:07
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Read the charge RSM

SIR !

Private Bloggins is charged with one count of LMF..... Lack of Manly Fixture.
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 23:08
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Oh, that, haha that is just Jocelyn er I mean Justin displaying her, I maan his new tackle after the operation.......
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Old 12th Aug 2018, 04:27
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Don't knock it till you have tried it

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Is that a gun in your sporran? or are you just pleased to see me?

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In times of Civil Unrest over Brexit Her Majesty is glad to have the protection of the country's most fearsome warriors , The Argyle and Sutherland Highlanders ( woman's Section)

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HMTQ asks the Parade Colonel, " I say why have some of these fine chaps got red sashes and some do not?
Colonel .... "well Your Majesty the ones with the sashes don't know it yet but they are the ones being axed in the next Defense Spending Review"
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Old 12th Aug 2018, 07:49
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I say Colonel, that looks just like a penis, only smaller.
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Old 12th Aug 2018, 08:53
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Cpl Jock Strapp is charged with "Having no visible means of support."
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Old 12th Aug 2018, 09:49
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Next to Her Maj Big Pistons smiled cheakily

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note to photographer remember the long lens next time

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photographer Nutloose gets a plum(s) assignment for his portfolio
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Old 12th Aug 2018, 09:51
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HMTQ thinks. ..ah yes that reminds me Philip wants sausage and 2 onion bhaji for tea

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Old 12th Aug 2018, 11:58
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Photographer says " watch the (one eyed ) budgie'
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Old 12th Aug 2018, 12:49
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Hm the Queen judges the 4 final entries in the annual regimental rock cake baking contest
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Old 12th Aug 2018, 13:19
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"Wipe that smile off your face, young man ! - I can see quite well out of the corner of my eye, and I do not recall hearing any order: "Up, Sporran !"
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Old 12th Aug 2018, 13:54
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"Royal, Salute. Present...."

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Old 12th Aug 2018, 15:53
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No Ma'am, the laugh's on him. Just wait until he tries to stand up off that garden chair!
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Old 12th Aug 2018, 20:09
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Yes, very clever young man. If any of you are thinking of doing a Braveheart, you'll be serving out your commissions at another of my establishments.


"Off with his head"
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Old 13th Aug 2018, 12:31
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Well I must thank you Colonel. A fine collection of upstanding men. Now do you think you could do anything with Edward the black sheep of the family?
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Old 13th Aug 2018, 14:13
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Well you did say "Eyes Front!"
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Old 13th Aug 2018, 14:38
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Parade ground tannoy 'Would the driver of car registration no PEN15 please MOOOVE it. You are blocking the Royal Roller'

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On Three the parade will all Stand to Attention.....Not yet Private showoff. ..

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