Caption competition
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
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Don't knock it till you have tried it
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Is that a gun in your sporran? or are you just pleased to see me?
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In times of Civil Unrest over Brexit Her Majesty is glad to have the protection of the country's most fearsome warriors , The Argyle and Sutherland Highlanders ( woman's Section)
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HMTQ asks the Parade Colonel, " I say why have some of these fine chaps got red sashes and some do not?
Colonel .... "well Your Majesty the ones with the sashes don't know it yet but they are the ones being axed in the next Defense Spending Review"
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Is that a gun in your sporran? or are you just pleased to see me?
or
In times of Civil Unrest over Brexit Her Majesty is glad to have the protection of the country's most fearsome warriors , The Argyle and Sutherland Highlanders ( woman's Section)
Or
HMTQ asks the Parade Colonel, " I say why have some of these fine chaps got red sashes and some do not?
Colonel .... "well Your Majesty the ones with the sashes don't know it yet but they are the ones being axed in the next Defense Spending Review"

Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 5,743
Parade ground tannoy 'Would the driver of car registration no PEN15 please MOOOVE it. You are blocking the Royal Roller'
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On Three the parade will all Stand to Attention.....Not yet Private showoff. ..
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On Three the parade will all Stand to Attention.....Not yet Private showoff. ..
Last edited by Kiltrash; 14th Aug 2018 at 09:33.
