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Old 7th Aug 2018, 12:14
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Para thinks

Stop that Polish Chit Chat ..... (Film BoB 1969 ish?}
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Old 7th Aug 2018, 14:39
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“Yes, Sarge, he says he’s PARA ... barely old enough to be a Boy Scout to my mind.”
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Old 7th Aug 2018, 14:45
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"HAT! I said a Purple Hat, not a Helmet!"
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Old 7th Aug 2018, 21:28
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C2 with
"Young man 'ere says it was a speeding bullet that the radar caught, not his motor vehicle. Our ISO9000 certification doesn't contain the predefined response to that. What shall I do?"
and
"You mean, 'Er Majesty's Army don't 'ave to 'ave ARMY emblazoned across their chest? - Where's yer pride, sonny?"
was excellent

As was tredigraph with
He claims to be with the Paras, Sarge. But 'e ain't got no parachute...

But for sheer dogginess in the face of adversity the Coffman Starter Trophy goes to kiltrash with
Sarge he says the last thing he remembers was leaning back on the ramp of his aircraft and then there was a opening sound

CST on the way to you
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Old 8th Aug 2018, 05:19
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Crackle, Whistle Whine... Roger received, that was 4 Fish and Chips 2 with Mushy Peas and Special Cod for the Serge

(oops sorry too late)

Traveling at the moment will hope to be back in Cyberland about 6pm UK tonight ..Honored I am to receive the CST
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Old 8th Aug 2018, 15:32
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Made it back early... bumped onto a earlier flight... well done BA ( don't often hear praise)

My offering for new Cap comp is.......
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Old 8th Aug 2018, 15:35
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"Couldn't we just fit a ski jump like the Brits had?"
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Old 8th Aug 2018, 15:38
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"Sunderland on finals, flood the deck"
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Old 8th Aug 2018, 15:52
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A roll on roll off aircraft carrier, eh, Smithers? Interesting idea but, um... not all that practical I'm afraid. How did you get it past MoD Procurement?
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Old 8th Aug 2018, 16:02
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The Russian Submarine Aircraft Carrier was a novel design even if not very stealthy.
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Old 8th Aug 2018, 16:44
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"Now that's what you call engine torque"
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Old 8th Aug 2018, 16:48
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"There must be an easier way of resetting the catapult"
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Old 8th Aug 2018, 16:54
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No Sir, that wasn't the bath plug
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Old 8th Aug 2018, 17:10
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Wait until Putin sees this!
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Old 8th Aug 2018, 17:13
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MOD announced a short delay for the Sea Trials of HMS Queen Elizabeth in order to resolve some minor stability issues.
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Old 8th Aug 2018, 17:27
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The problem with the relocation of the donut shop to a far aft compartment became evident when “Stand Easy” was piped...
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Old 8th Aug 2018, 17:57
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Now hear this; all crew report aft immediately to move Nutloose's wallet amidships.
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Old 8th Aug 2018, 18:28
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MOD brings it's latest carrier out of storage.
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Old 8th Aug 2018, 18:47
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"You mean you anchored in the Mersey overnight - and didn't keep a watchman on board ? .... And now you wonder where the cargo's gone ? .... How long have you been at sea, laddie ?"
 
Old 8th Aug 2018, 19:57
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In her sea trials, the newest UK carrier proved to be so slow that she had an iceberg strike from behind...
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