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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 20:08
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 20:59
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Says he wants to swap SA80 for my MP5?
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 21:24
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Para thinks.............I could do his job, I rather like the hat that goes with the job
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 21:59
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Plod....right sonny this is a stop and search

Para....why me?

Plod....well I need a young white male on the record to show I do not only stop young black males

Para...what grounds for a stop?

Plod....well we can't have you wandering round with a metal pointed dagger on your cap l...can we
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Old 4th Aug 2018, 00:19
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Sarge, he doesn't blink. Just how nervous should I be?
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Old 4th Aug 2018, 04:41
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Yah I just told him I was on double time and a half, he doesn’t look real happy......
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Old 4th Aug 2018, 10:51
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You civvies have it easy. We'd never be allowed to vape on duty
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Old 4th Aug 2018, 11:04
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He says he doesn't want to play "paper scissors rock", he's challenged me to a game of "rifle, handcuffs, grenade" instead...
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Old 4th Aug 2018, 11:34
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Honest Sarge there is only 2 of us but we can clearly hear sniggering

( SASless camouflaged in the background)
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Old 4th Aug 2018, 11:55
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Following on from Kiltrash at #49446 ...

If it helps your quotas, Officer, I am also Gay and considering a Gender Change.
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Old 4th Aug 2018, 11:57
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Para, admiring Police hat ... I wonder if I could nick that as a souvenir while he is distracted?
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Old 4th Aug 2018, 19:13
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You can stand down the SWAT team, he got the lot in a clearance sale from Toys R Us
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Old 4th Aug 2018, 23:28
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Originally Posted by MPN11 View Post
Para, admiring Police hat ... I wonder if I could nick that as a souvenir while he is distracted?
Para think bubble: what a poncey hat.
Copper think bubble: what a poncey hat.

with apologies...
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Old 4th Aug 2018, 23:37
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Well Sarge, he's got an 18+ Card, but it looks like a fake. I reckon he's underage.
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Old 5th Aug 2018, 00:23
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Sarge, he says we are a bunch of sissies cos our air support unit is grounded when it's foggy.

with apologies #2
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Old 5th Aug 2018, 04:28
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Sarge,.... Don't know about the Argies but he don't scare the sh1t out of me

or

Sarge ... he is asking me where ir Herefordshire?
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Old 5th Aug 2018, 05:40
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Yah that’s it, one large black coffee for me and a Venti, no foam, half sweet, decaf, soy Latte for my Army mate.
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Old 5th Aug 2018, 07:56
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Sarge, there is a chap taking photographs of more than one public servant. We instantly need another female, an officer with an ethnic background and some-one overtly gay before we get into trouble!
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Old 5th Aug 2018, 10:41
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Old 5th Aug 2018, 10:42
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I'm sorry, but I don't recall 'Peacekeepers' in Toxteth being in the morning briefing Sarge.
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