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Old 31st Jul 2018, 23:09
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I
feel the need...for another facelift, and some "bigger lifts for my shoes"...oh and get me some sanatogen please.
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Old 1st Aug 2018, 04:11
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Well this should impress the bints in Love Island....

or

At my age I feel the need to go to the toilet more often so please can I have the more shorter missions or the crew chief wont be best pleased

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Old 1st Aug 2018, 06:59
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... to kick that shiny ball between me and the aircraft right into one of its intakes.
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Old 1st Aug 2018, 09:16
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"I am truly sorry Mr Cruise, but you cannot feel anything these days, that is sexual harrasment"
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Old 1st Aug 2018, 13:33
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Talk to me Goose....okay, captions will do...
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Old 1st Aug 2018, 15:17
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2019 ... Feel The Need to do a remake of Dads Army
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Old 1st Aug 2018, 21:09
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... to fill in half-a-dozen forms and get twice as many signatures to allow him to close the canopy before the storm unleashes its fury.
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Old 2nd Aug 2018, 01:07
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I feel the need .......the need to judge you motley crew.

Judging will occur on HQ time (current local plus 24 hrs)
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Old 2nd Aug 2018, 09:58
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Our hero walking the flight-line and says to each one....No not this aircraft... nor this one

Crew Chief after 5 rejections finally get the courage to ask Mav, why not any of these fine examples of US technology?

our top gun pilot eventually says.... I feel the need to find a bigger aircraft
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Old 2nd Aug 2018, 10:18
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I feel the need to replace val Kilmer. We have ejection seat issues; not so much him pulling the handle and going up, but him pulling the handle and firing the jet downwards.
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Old 2nd Aug 2018, 10:21
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Feel the need to tell people about WIWOL's..................

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Old 2nd Aug 2018, 11:17
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FFS! Another 2 seater?
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Old 2nd Aug 2018, 12:31
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Nah, I'm staying back here! Did you see that RAAF one catch fire? Scary stuff!
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Old 2nd Aug 2018, 17:47
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I need the feel . . . . of a fat wad of dollars at my hip.
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Old 2nd Aug 2018, 18:45
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... to go skinny-dipping
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Old 2nd Aug 2018, 18:56
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I feel the knee replacement, oh, and the hip...
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Old 2nd Aug 2018, 19:04
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... for a dump. Excuse me please, Iíll be back in a few minutes.
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 01:02
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I had a bit of decision making disorder going on over a couple of good entries so I decided to ask myself what would any proud member of the Air Force senior leadership do when faced with a tough choice ?

so eenie meenie mineee here goes.......

And the CAPCOM winner is Nutloose with

"Damn, so much for my promised Jaguar exchange with the RAF"]
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 11:24
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That was a surprise, ok, thank you and on with the next..

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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 11:27
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