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Old 16th Jun 2018, 13:41
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Old 16th Jun 2018, 14:34
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An odd number of Pistons....Don't ask!
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Old 16th Jun 2018, 14:43
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Old 16th Jun 2018, 16:23
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Old 16th Jun 2018, 17:45
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Doris, me and the girls were just discussing what we all did before the war, how about you?

Well I was a prostitute...( Gasp). whatever did you say to get this job?

Well I told them I was a expert at tightening big ends, getting dry machinery to self lubricate and crucially I could work all night on my back under the piston without needing a break
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Old 16th Jun 2018, 17:48
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Danny 42C looking at the picture yells out.... Mummy...
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Old 16th Jun 2018, 17:51
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was View Post
Thanks Nutty!

Continuing the theme:
As we have lost the screwjacks, Bertha says she can support the weight, so retractjng the landing gear test.. 3 ..2. 1....go....
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Old 16th Jun 2018, 17:59
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Right now that those stupid men have gone off to the pub to watch the football we can get on with fixing this
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Old 16th Jun 2018, 19:35
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Old 16th Jun 2018, 19:45
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Old 16th Jun 2018, 20:46
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If it had not been for that Emily Pankhurst getting us the vote we would be having a nice quiet war at the kitchen sink in our lace and bloomers instead of this rough menswear
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Old 16th Jun 2018, 21:25
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Ena Sharples looked forward to knocking off after fitting the prop and heading down the Rovers Return for a swift half.
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Old 16th Jun 2018, 21:31
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You need to know piston engines to understand that one

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Old 16th Jun 2018, 21:31
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Jill wondered if it would go faster if they fitted one of those Spey things she’d heard about.
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Old 16th Jun 2018, 21:56
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Old 16th Jun 2018, 22:27
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 00:26
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 01:04
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 01:17
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 01:18
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