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Old 21st May 2018, 22:40
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Sitting in his office atop the Kremlin, Putin stands firm with Trump in denying the existence of Global Warming.
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Old 21st May 2018, 22:41
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Whilst driving over the new Crimea Bridge, Putin asks to meet the Engineers...
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Old 22nd May 2018, 06:24
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"One ping only, Vassily".
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Old 22nd May 2018, 07:11
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People in glass houses shouldn't throw Buks.
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Old 22nd May 2018, 09:05
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But I tell you I won a free and fair election
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Old 22nd May 2018, 09:48
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And you say Abramovich has one of these?
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Old 22nd May 2018, 11:02
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Funny, they say the same thing happened to Harold Holt...
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Old 22nd May 2018, 11:16
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"And you say this is perfectly safe Mr Madsen"
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Old 22nd May 2018, 11:20
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"Don't worry, we have a defribrillator attached to the screen and with the amount of water we get in here, one zap and we all get a boost"
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Old 22nd May 2018, 11:21
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"Da, after ve saw you swimming without a shirt on, ve thought this was the best option in future"
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Old 22nd May 2018, 11:24
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"You're only my second passenger, the last was a nice lady called Kim Wall"
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Old 22nd May 2018, 11:58
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"No, Mr Putin - we expect you to die !"
 
Old 22nd May 2018, 17:30
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Ok, hold her steady.....I'll just drop the bits of our Malaysian B777 here beside the other one.
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Old 22nd May 2018, 17:32
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Ok, down we go again, and this time we won't come up until we find the Red October!
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Old 22nd May 2018, 18:09
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“I’m forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air ....

WTF is going wrong, Sergei? .... aaarrrgggh”
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Old 22nd May 2018, 18:28
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No Mrs Putin I am still in the office. Be home soon. Love you lots xx
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Old 22nd May 2018, 18:31
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Sorry Mr President...you have trouble with that actress and want my help?.. well can you please put me in touch with Daryl Hannah?...so is soo hot...in a fishy kind of way
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Old 22nd May 2018, 18:41
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Don' worry Mr Abromovich I have a sure way to get you past UK Border Force if you can't get a visa renewal
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Old 22nd May 2018, 21:12
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As I told the Chief Designer, there will be no leaks from this Government.
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Old 22nd May 2018, 21:13
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Hey Hillary, bet you wish you had something which didn't leak as much as your campaign.
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