Caption competition

[Barkly1992]

Flying Officer FOD reported for duty as required.

[brickhistory]

"I know in tech school they said jet engine theory was 'suck, squeeze, bang, blow,' but this is f*ckin' ridiculous!"

[FormerFlake]

After increased pressure regarding Equal Opportunities the RAF relaxes the rules on wearing turbines on the Apron

or

After increasing concern regarding military accommodation ministers claim all airman have beds for the night.

[clicker]

Capt Chaos heard that Airman Blogg's snore was enough to waken the dead so when the engine refused to start....

[Milt]

"If he blows hard enough we may get it started."

[Crash alot]

1:- " i hope this gives me the suck job of my life!"


2:- " You want me too watch for what when its Spinning?"

[GPMG]

Wow, hey guys, if you hold a bit of cardboard torn from a cornflake packet about here..... it sounds just like Evil Knievels motorbike......guys?

[kwachon]

"Can you smell it now?".

[airborne_artist]

"No, it's not quite on TDC yet. Just a nudge more and it'll be there"

[Lafyar Cokov]

Darling - I got you an I-Pod for Christmas, well the man at the shop said it was a 'something' pod.........

or

Due to an error in the printing of the installation manual an important space and letter had been changed to an apostrophe - it now read "Insert Engine'ere"

or

The Station Photographer was a little confused when he was asked to photograph the latest pilot course intake.

[harrogate]

Rock-a-bye airman
in the intake
just after start-up
all blades will break

when the combustor dome fractures
turbine ingestion will ensue
out will come airman
diced up for stew

[pohm1]

To detect the source of the squeaking, JT Bloggs pressed his "engine-ear" to the cowl.

P1

[622]

The Captain realised he was in for a tough time after asking the flight engineer to keep an eye on the Stbd Engine.

[WhiteOvies]

The engine considered chewing its pylon off when it realised what it had woken up next to.

[Hempy]

Good thing they're hush-kitted.

[Brian Dixon]

Judging on Friday afternoon (UK time).

Book early to avoid disappointment.

[EyesFront]

After being b*ll*cked for his long hair by the drill sergeant, Marine Hoskins opted for the mother of all haircuts

[VitaminGee]

"There's one the other side too, Sir....goes by the name of Whitney."

[clicker]

"There's one the other side too, Sir....goes by the name of Whitney."

Oh and Sir, believe this side is named after you?

[Lafyar Cokov]

As the violin-shaped black-hole started eating the aircraft's wheels Plt Off Pprune found the nearest place to hide!