Caption competition

[Kiltrash]

Well at least you get the choice, Chicken or fish, or both

[Kiltrash]

Well at least he also supplies the supplemental crew oxygen in case of cabin pressure problems, its the tube on his waistband

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Him? He's full of hot air, so naturally he's the pilot.

[Danny42C]

"What's going to happen if we decompress ?"

[Danny42C]

"Well, I'd sooner have him than one of those Easyjet youngsters we saw on TV the other week !"

[Danny42C]

"If you had him for a First Officer, you'd look like me, too !"

[andytug]

"Apparently he's called Shirley.."

[c52]

Doctor: "Now, my good man, you are clearly a very interesting freak because in this low-pressure environment, your colleague has increased in size as we expect, but you haven't."
Pilot: "With respect, Sir, I've had to loosen my collar - but what about you?"

[Kiltrash]

At least he works his butt off on defence unlike Roger

[Kiltrash]

This is the Pilot of the Future, Ted meet Hal..Hal9000

[Kiltrash]

Head Office is fed up with Pilots having inappropriate relations with the cabin crew or Drink and Drugs abuse.... This is the solution

[DirtyProp]

Ryanair's solution to Pilots' strike went largely unnoticed by most.

[treadigraph]

Leslie Nielson's first single "Pump up the First Officer" had novelty value...

[Penny Washers]

I'm glad to see that at least one of Their Airships has now found himself a civilian post.

[NutLoose]

"I was told if I went into the cockpit I would see a big white knob, but it appears I am spoilt for choice."

[NutLoose]

"Excuse me, one of my co-star didn't leave his gloves in here by any chance, he says they were a bit tight, but he does treasure them.""

[NutLoose]

[NutLoose]

They tried to pin the donkey's tail on my ass, but missed and got my leg.

[NutLoose]

"It's true, the cockpits are indeed manned by windbags."

[treadigraph]

Look, you've got Priscilla Presley, so Julie Hagerty's mine, right?