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Old 9th Apr 2018, 10:24
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Well at least you get the choice, Chicken or fish, or both
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 10:25
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Well at least he also supplies the supplemental crew oxygen in case of cabin pressure problems, its the tube on his waistband
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 12:37
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Him? He's full of hot air, so naturally he's the pilot.
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 13:09
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"What's going to happen if we decompress ?"
 
Old 9th Apr 2018, 13:12
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"Well, I'd sooner have him than one of those Easyjet youngsters we saw on TV the other week !"
 
Old 9th Apr 2018, 13:19
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"If you had him for a First Officer, you'd look like me, too !"
 
Old 9th Apr 2018, 15:02
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"Apparently he's called Shirley.."
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 19:47
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Doctor: "Now, my good man, you are clearly a very interesting freak because in this low-pressure environment, your colleague has increased in size as we expect, but you haven't."
Pilot: "With respect, Sir, I've had to loosen my collar - but what about you?"
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 21:19
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At least he works his butt off on defence unlike Roger
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 22:29
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This is the Pilot of the Future, Ted meet Hal..Hal9000
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 22:30
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Head Office is fed up with Pilots having inappropriate relations with the cabin crew or Drink and Drugs abuse.... This is the solution
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 06:38
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Ryanair's solution to Pilots' strike went largely unnoticed by most.
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 10:17
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Leslie Nielson's first single "Pump up the First Officer" had novelty value...
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 10:44
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I'm glad to see that at least one of Their Airships has now found himself a civilian post.
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 12:15
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"I was told if I went into the cockpit I would see a big white knob, but it appears I am spoilt for choice."
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 12:16
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"Excuse me, one of my co-star didn't leave his gloves in here by any chance, he says they were a bit tight, but he does treasure them.""
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 12:18
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 12:21
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They tried to pin the donkey's tail on my ass, but missed and got my leg.
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 12:24
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"It's true, the cockpits are indeed manned by windbags."
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 12:34
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Look, you've got Priscilla Presley, so Julie Hagerty's mine, right?
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