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Old 5th Apr 2018, 13:05
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It's just too hard. I give up. Do Ikea give refunds?
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Old 5th Apr 2018, 15:53
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Old 5th Apr 2018, 15:57
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"The Night Watch ?" ...... (sorry. Rembrandt!)
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Old 5th Apr 2018, 16:01
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"And that's a preview of the Feast of the Passover, Gentlemen - anybody smiling ?"
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Old 5th Apr 2018, 18:01
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I tell you, this is Berlin
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Old 6th Apr 2018, 03:26
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I think we finally have decided on the main course for the mess dinner, roast beef !
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Old 6th Apr 2018, 03:28
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Looks like the plan for day light bombing raids to Germany is finished.......
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Old 6th Apr 2018, 09:07
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"And that's my design for Baders legs, he sure as sh*t won't be able to run in the olympics, nor shoot through walls, but he should be mobile, if rather annoying."
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Old 6th Apr 2018, 09:12
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"And we call this a Mixy Blob"
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Old 6th Apr 2018, 11:14
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Replace these old, blunt dividers? I don't see the point.
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Old 6th Apr 2018, 11:27
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"I can see why you chose Operation Dartboard for this mission."
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Old 6th Apr 2018, 11:36
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"And those behind cried 'Forward!', and those in front cried 'Back!' "
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Old 6th Apr 2018, 11:41
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Sir, don't you think you're taking the preparation a bit too seriously? It's only a game of tiddly winks with the WingCo...
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Old 6th Apr 2018, 12:05
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.... and this is the profit from the Mess biscuits swindle fund.....
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Old 6th Apr 2018, 12:25
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"So we will pull the Army back from Germany and dump a bunch of drink hardened Squaddies at Kinloss, that's bound to upset the locals and increase our chances of reclaiming the base from Sturgeon on favourable terms later on."
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Old 6th Apr 2018, 12:27
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"A bomb that bounces you say, what next, a bomb that rides an invisible light beam to its target?, hahahahahaha"
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Old 6th Apr 2018, 12:45
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Your target for tonight chaps, is Berlin. Unfortunately I've bought the wrong maps, so I'll just sketch it out for you. Basically you get airborne, fly east, left a bit, right a bit, release your bombs into whatever is burning when you get.....here, then turn about, and hightail it back home in time for toast and tea. Piece of cake, what?
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Old 6th Apr 2018, 13:29
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Army officer at rear whispering to Army officer in front of him, " We should have got Lord Flasheart to do this Sir. This lot are useless".
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Old 6th Apr 2018, 14:35
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Serious guy with pointy stabby thing : "Right chaps, we have about 60 years to plan for the RAF 100th Anniversary. We need some distinctive and impressive artwork to go on our aircraft to celebrate this wonderful achievement"

Class joker : "How about a rectangle with a bit of a roundel and some numbers - say 100 maybe? "

Serious guy : "By jove I think he has cracked it. Come on lets all head to the bar"

Class joker thinks to himself "oh F%$, never mind I'll be a civvy by then"
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Old 6th Apr 2018, 20:45
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I'll have a judge tomorrow (Saturday).

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