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Old 7th May 2017, 10:47
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Cabbage Soup and Onion Rings for starters
Curry for main
It was just not going to end well.
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Old 7th May 2017, 11:44
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A320 fleet grounded after reports of numerous cracks seen in cabin.
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Old 7th May 2017, 13:41
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I hope its not cash only!
No worries, I've just seen where I can swipe the credit card...
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Old 7th May 2017, 13:47
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So sorry old chap, but I need to get my bag from the overhead locker.
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Old 7th May 2017, 15:13
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Originally Posted by Dan Gerous View Post
So sorry old chap, but I need to get my bag from the overhead locker.
That's no way to talk about your wife
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Old 7th May 2017, 15:16
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As the aircraft climbed through 6,000 feet there was a rush for the toilets.
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Old 7th May 2017, 19:08
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United Airways security personnel will never grab us now!
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Old 8th May 2017, 08:07
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Stewardesses are reporting a surprisingly high demand for their cocktail cherries.
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Old 8th May 2017, 09:09
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Just a load of boring old farts, look what it did to the passengers up front
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Old 8th May 2017, 09:50
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"... and in-flight entertainment is available here, here and here..... “
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Old 8th May 2017, 10:32
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Even the best of technique can't prevent skid-marks.
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Old 8th May 2017, 10:51
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Is it here where I'm s'posed to plug me headsets?
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Old 8th May 2017, 10:55
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"Ladies and Gents, for everybody's comfort please switch your cell phones to vibrate only"
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Old 8th May 2017, 15:58
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According to the Moving Map Display that just walked past, it appears we're diverting to Hobart.
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Old 8th May 2017, 16:02
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Ah, I see they were not referring to the aircraft when they advertised this as a wide body service.
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Old 8th May 2017, 16:51
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"And to complete our safety briefing, in the unlikely event of a requirement to use the emergency evacuation slides after landing, a small bottle of lubricating oil to ease your passage will be found adjacent to your life jacket. Please note that it is a criminal offence to use safety equipment for any other purpose...."
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Old 8th May 2017, 17:03
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"There is a whistle on your life-jacket, however, on this flight, you probably won't need it to attract the attention of any passing sailors."

(Explanation of what the whistle is for heard on an Air UK flight many years ago).
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Old 8th May 2017, 17:05
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What do you mean, only salads and iced drinks?
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Old 8th May 2017, 19:52
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale View Post
A Landing Strip?
And plenty of alternates.
Just make sure they're open to incoming traffic.
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Old 8th May 2017, 20:57
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"I reckon Hoskins wouldn't have booked on this Flight if he'd known what Freikörperkultur meant - but then again he might !"
 

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