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Old 4th May 2017, 08:03
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"But Sarge! You said to go and find a Splash Target!"
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Old 4th May 2017, 09:06
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Lay down your arms and surrender to me

Yes please Mam, can I surrender more than once?
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Old 4th May 2017, 10:51
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Boats and Ho's...
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Old 4th May 2017, 11:03
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"Just make sure it only fires blanks" she said.
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Old 4th May 2017, 11:28
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If it flies, floats or ......
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Old 4th May 2017, 11:30
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Do you have any live rounds or empty cases in your possession?

I will have to do a strip search
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Old 4th May 2017, 12:00
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Common photographic faults - #7 in a series of 20

Getting the lighting wrong.
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Old 4th May 2017, 12:19
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Since the new tropical uniform for the wrens came in male recruitment has soared........
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Old 4th May 2017, 12:22
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"The Female of the Species is More Deadly than the Male ......?"

(Kipling).
 
Old 4th May 2017, 12:32
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"Are you sure the safety catch is on ? ... We don't want it to fire prematurely !"
 
Old 4th May 2017, 12:35
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"I think it's a bit too big for me !"

(Rabelais, thou should'st be living at tis hour).
 
Old 4th May 2017, 12:38
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"How many rounds did you say was in your magazine ?"
 
Old 4th May 2017, 12:41
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"If it won't fire, pull the cocking knob and try again ....!"
 
Old 4th May 2017, 13:02
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The last photograph taken in-service by former Leading Seaman Bloggs.
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Old 4th May 2017, 13:18
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Is it just me or did the Zodiac get a little straighter?
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Old 4th May 2017, 13:34
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"You can only fire continuously for 10 seconds, then you have to stop and let the barrel cool down."
"Don't worry, I'm used to that..."
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Old 4th May 2017, 13:37
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Bosun, put those two sailors on a charge, improperly dressed, no life jackets.
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Old 4th May 2017, 13:54
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The new Dress Regulations introduced by CNS met with universal approval.
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Old 4th May 2017, 14:09
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Prince Philip liked the new Britannia so much, he called it quits on his official duties!
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Old 4th May 2017, 14:32
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Lightweight body armour must have improved enormously over recent years.

Why did my bullet proof vest never look like that?

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