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Old 7th Mar 2017, 01:48
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Originally Posted by SASless
Right....that is some sort of Morse Code Signal....."B...U....S...T....E...R....I....S....A....W...A. ..N....."
Right, well we better let Nutty out of it then.
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Old 7th Mar 2017, 10:34
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It says D W M what do you think that means
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Old 7th Mar 2017, 11:06
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"Don't wiggle Me ?"
 
Old 7th Mar 2017, 11:08
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CAPTION THIS TIME

"Fish out of water ?"
 
Old 7th Mar 2017, 11:12
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I'm just getting a second opinion from the tradesman here, but I'm pretty certain that it hasn't gone off yet.
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Old 7th Mar 2017, 11:16
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Two myopic members of Project Jonah were about to get a nasty suprise.
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Old 7th Mar 2017, 11:26
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Not a caption

Nice one Denny, but wrong attitude
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Old 7th Mar 2017, 11:39
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"And all I was after was a lobster for my tea - and look what we found in the pot !"
 
Old 7th Mar 2017, 14:23
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"GAS ... GA ... ZZZZZZ"
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Old 7th Mar 2017, 16:51
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"What can you hear Sir?!"

.-. ..- -. ..-. --- .-. .-. . ... - .-. ..- -.
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Old 7th Mar 2017, 16:52
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Herr doctor it's not a dolphin, you should have gone to Specsavers.
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Old 7th Mar 2017, 17:02
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"I never realised Graf von Zeppelin was a dwarf."
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Old 7th Mar 2017, 18:07
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Ah, I can see why it didn't go off. Look, it's made by Volkswagen. Their stuff only works properly under laboratory conditions...
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Old 7th Mar 2017, 18:15
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Don't worry, it's one of ours. It is ticking in English.
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Old 7th Mar 2017, 19:18
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Penny Washers falls for the oldest trick in zer Luftwaffe Book of Instructions...
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Old 8th Mar 2017, 08:47
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Treaders, a 100 kilos of amatol flavoured bratwurst is on its way to you as a thank you present. Enjoy!




Caption:
. . . . . . "your call is important to us. Please hold on a little longer" . . . .
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Old 8th Mar 2017, 10:26
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Sir. Is it okay for me to get my Tie out from under it?
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Old 8th Mar 2017, 12:49
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
It sounds as if there is a billed up of wind, be careful if it f^rts
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Old 8th Mar 2017, 13:15
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Why did they not just leave it at the bottom of Portsmouth Harbour
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Old 8th Mar 2017, 13:29
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"I heard a very squeaky voice say 'up periscope' and then I got a sharp stabbing pain in my ear!"
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