Caption competition

[Wensleydale]

Ever stringent drug testing led the Russian coxless four to try even more extreme measures in order to win gold.

[NutLoose]

[NutLoose]

"I Say chaps, the bloody tide has gone out... you better release us from the quayside."

[NutLoose]

"Well according to the altimeter we have landed chaps, so we are officially down"

[Buster Hyman]

Maneuverability is limited but fuel economy is off the charts!!!

[jim's brother]

"Always the same - the NAAFI wagon arrives, everything stops, and we're left dangling for half an hour!"

[Wensleydale]

"Its always good to get craned back on board the flagship, Nav, but should she have the name 'Tirpitz' painted on the side?"

[Penny Washers]

"Look, Mum! I've caught a Walrus! Can I keep it in my paddling pool at home?"

"No you can't! Remember what happened to your goldfish when the cat got it? We can't flush the remains of a Walrus down the loo!"

[jim's brother]

With the anchor stuck, and the crane lifting the aircraft ever higher, the crew calmly and professionally discussed the advantages and disadvantages of the various options available.

[Wander00]

It will never catch at Alton Towers

[jim's brother]

"This new monochrome camouflage is really effective against the grey sea."

[jim's brother]

"Y'know, I don't believe the co-pilot's seasick - I reckon he's swinging the lead."

[MPN11]

Originally Posted by Danny42C

Following on from MPN11 (#39612),

"Skipper, wouldn't it have been easier to just divert to Luqa?" ........... "Nay, lad - we're not ambidextrous, it would have had to be Kalafrana !"

<< https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermarine_Walrus >>
If it has wheels and floats it's definitely ambidextrous
Although Kalafrana would have made sense as well!

Excuse me ... shutting up now!

[jim's brother]

"The boss said we should try to make a real splash with this sortie, so I'm going to release the shackle now!"

[jim's brother]

"Hey Nav, just thinking... do you realise, with boats, pilots are the superior navigators, and it's exactly the same with aircraft."

[NutLoose]

"Are you sure this is how we swing the compass?"

[NutLoose]

"Of course we are back where we started, you said fly straight and level, but the bloody horizon is on the p*ss, so all we did was a gentle 360"

[NutLoose]

I don't know about the Shagbat, but if you keep bending over like that Nav, it won't be the only thing shagged"

[Wensleydale]

"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot....."

[jim's brother]

"You know, if I had a horizontal propellor up here, we wouldn't need the crane," said Lt Sikorsky."