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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Upper Gumtree
Posts: 754
"Look, Mum! I've caught a Walrus! Can I keep it in my paddling pool at home?"
"No you can't! Remember what happened to your goldfish when the cat got it? We can't flush the remains of a Walrus down the loo!"
"No you can't! Remember what happened to your goldfish when the cat got it? We can't flush the remains of a Walrus down the loo!"

Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 76
Posts: 6,048

Following on from MPN11 (#39612),
"Skipper, wouldn't it have been easier to just divert to Luqa?" ........... "Nay, lad - we're not ambidextrous, it would have had to be Kalafrana !"
"Skipper, wouldn't it have been easier to just divert to Luqa?" ........... "Nay, lad - we're not ambidextrous, it would have had to be Kalafrana !"
If it has wheels and floats it's definitely ambidextrous

Although Kalafrana would have made sense as well!
Excuse me ... shutting up now!
