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Old 30th Nov 2016, 08:40
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Ever stringent drug testing led the Russian coxless four to try even more extreme measures in order to win gold.
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 09:48
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 09:49
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 09:51
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 09:56
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 10:14
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 10:17
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"Its always good to get craned back on board the flagship, Nav, but should she have the name 'Tirpitz' painted on the side?"
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 10:17
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 10:35
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With the anchor stuck, and the crane lifting the aircraft ever higher, the crew calmly and professionally discussed the advantages and disadvantages of the various options available.
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 10:43
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 10:49
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 11:00
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 11:00
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Originally Posted by Danny42C View Post

Following on from MPN11 (#39612),

"Skipper, wouldn't it have been easier to just divert to Luqa?" ........... "Nay, lad - we're not ambidextrous, it would have had to be Kalafrana !"

<< https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermarine_Walrus >>
If it has wheels and floats it's definitely ambidextrous
Although Kalafrana would have made sense as well!

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Old 30th Nov 2016, 11:03
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 11:18
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"Hey Nav, just thinking... do you realise, with boats, pilots are the superior navigators, and it's exactly the same with aircraft."
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 11:32
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 11:34
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I don't know about the Shagbat, but if you keep bending over like that Nav, it won't be the only thing shagged"
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 11:44
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