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Old 29th Sep 2016, 18:37
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Presumably on the other side it is stencilled "DO NOT HUMP"?
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 18:45
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Trying to shorten "Property Of Royal Navy" to an acronym wasn't thought through all that well....
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 19:19
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"Mildred the trucker looks on and thinks, I wonders what they will think when they realise it's all gay porn"
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 19:22
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Private Shutlz and his colleague prepares to fork it
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 19:35
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Mildred the trucker thought 'If it is Property of the Royal Navy I may have something in common, that's if its full of Seamen'
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 19:55
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Hmmmm So WTF are we going to do on Day 2 ?
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 20:33
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The 453rd Infantry Troop finally find the centre of the internet.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 20:38
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The mess never got their order of Pork Offal Reconstituted Nuggets. Dave never got over his disappointment.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 20:47
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"Well, I've often heard of a "Brass Bound Buggery Box" - but never seen one before now !"
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 20:55
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"Boys, we're gonna need some more Kleenex."
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 21:08
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"Well, big boy - you said you could handle a nice tight box...now get your hands out of your pockets and get lifting!"
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 23:18
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Reports filtering in to HQ from the front line that "The Holy Grail" had been discovered in Iraq, were going to cause some red faces at the forthcoming press conference.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 23:22
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A box captured during a raid on an ISIS stronghold was later found to contain 12000 pictures of goats.
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 00:03
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The barrel boy was disappointed with the sharp edges...
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 02:27
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"No, really, these were President Trump's actual words - 'We put it out in the middle of the desert, wait for those filthy ragheads to all gather round it, and then nuke 'em back to wherever they damn well came from!'"
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 05:20
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A bemused Sgt Edgar J Humplehoffer III , of the 7653rd Supply Company, was quoted as saying that, yes, while he had received box No 2, where had the other 749 boxes of his order gone, and that "the Ell Tee and other guys were gunna kill him!"
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 06:16
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Observation - things have obviously gone downhill. In the 80s Harrier Force the preferred mode of transport was the far more superior Lacon box.

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Old 30th Sep 2016, 06:47
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Scotty wondered why every single unit in the US Army ordered a Pressurized Oxygen Regulator, NATO standard...
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 08:00
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"Darn those useless stores guys - I asked for suitable equipment for a hundred marines to Beat Retreat....!"
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 08:37
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The prizes arrive for the Sergeants' Mess Christmas Draw.
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