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Old 23rd Sep 2016, 06:26
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Alvin had an idea....
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Old 23rd Sep 2016, 08:24
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Old 23rd Sep 2016, 10:51
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"... and then we'll go up there, where the air is clear ..."
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Old 23rd Sep 2016, 12:09
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I'm pretty sure that when I took off, there was a chap on the starboard side as well.
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Old 23rd Sep 2016, 13:25
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Look here Old Girl....let's be gentle with one another shall we!
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Old 23rd Sep 2016, 13:34
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"It's still inclined to fly a little right wing low, sir. Any ideas?"
"BLOGGS?" "Sir?" "Just sit here a moment would you, there's a good chap........ "
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Old 23rd Sep 2016, 14:32
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"I know, I know, Bulldog is such a stupid name for an aeroplane."
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Old 23rd Sep 2016, 14:35
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"I'm so sorry, but it's out of my hands, the Council say no Gypsy's are allowed on greenbelt land"
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Old 23rd Sep 2016, 15:22
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"H for Hancock, calling control tower....There's a peculiar knocking sound on the windscreen..."

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Old 23rd Sep 2016, 16:32
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Should've gone to Spec Savers.
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Old 23rd Sep 2016, 16:34
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Old 23rd Sep 2016, 18:54
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"No, Sir, I don't think the engine's running - there's no vibration, and it's fairly quiet."
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Old 23rd Sep 2016, 19:12
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"Can I get back in yet, Tracey?"

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Old 23rd Sep 2016, 22:32
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(Sings): "When I was a lad I served a term as hangar rat in a flying firm, I polished that spinner so care-ful-ly that one day I may be a allowed to make the tea."
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Old 24th Sep 2016, 04:51
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The Prop Whisperer.
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Old 24th Sep 2016, 05:05
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Suggestion.

Could I respectfully suggest that our winner, from now on, is the recipient of the 3117 Coffman Starter award?
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Old 24th Sep 2016, 16:33
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Could I respectfully suggest that our winner, from now on, is the recipient of the 3117 Coffman Starter award?
I think that's an excellent idea.
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Old 24th Sep 2016, 16:58
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Great idea. RIP Coff.
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Old 24th Sep 2016, 17:01
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It was dawning on him that it had been both a good and bad idea to fix the cracked windscreen with superglue.
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Old 24th Sep 2016, 18:19
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In his dreams, it was a Spitfire IX. It was a shame about the reality.
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