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Old 8th Aug 2016, 14:24
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Well you talked the hind legs off it, so you can carry it!
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 14:36
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"What do you mean i've got it easy, you try having your balls slapping up against these hot metal tubes for mile after mile and i'll tell you who has it easy.."
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 14:40
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Hey Pierre!
Yes Henri?
He says he can see your house from there!
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 15:59
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Originally Posted by MPN11
I'm sure I played this one on ARRSE, and I didn't win anything there.
I ppreviously pposted it here some long time ago.

(Sorry, just been reading the thread on how to ppronounce PPRuNe).
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 17:19
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"Soldier, This is not A Midsummer Night's Dream. This is War."
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 19:21
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"Says his name is Quixote and he's carrying Rocinante as he's gone lame !"
 
Old 8th Aug 2016, 19:36
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Yes sir, his name is Hotey.

Donkey Hotey....
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 20:34
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North Korean army offer mascot to Hillary Clinton.
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 21:11
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"Civilising the natives is indeed the ultimate aim. However, at this moment in time we are invading. We are not putting on a nativity play."
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 23:48
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Correction....North Korean Army offers Hillary Clinton as a Mascot!



Originally Posted by ValMORNA
North Korean army offer mascot to Hillary Clinton.
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 00:35
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While collecting war souveniers was all well and good, Henri was always mindful of life back on the farm after the war.
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 03:26
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Previously unreleased image of Simpson & his Donkey.

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Old 9th Aug 2016, 05:13
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Bloggs was happy that he was assigned the mule to carry and not the camelback
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 07:28
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Despite severe transport problems, the Army Catering Corps was determined to stay up with the front line troops.
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 08:08
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"Doesn't this rate as a 'Cruel and Unusual Punishment', and so proscribed by the Articles of War, Sergeant ?"
 
Old 9th Aug 2016, 08:50
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Oh for goodness sake Dobbin...its just a small spider!
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 09:09
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Private Bloggs was beginning to regret asking for a donkey jacket to keep him warm, although he had to concede it was working.
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 09:25
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Private Murphy wasn't convinced when his mates insisted that is why they called it his ass hole and although it appeared to fit, it was damned painful.
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 11:25
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 11:37
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The squad suspected that Shrek was not falling for it.
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