Since it's almost (local time) Australia Day, equal third place goes to any entry that mentioned lamb or New Zealand. Equal second goes to any entry that mentioned lamb and New Zealand.
The winner however is Buster with:
"Nuttys girlfriend leads the Parade. A little ginger, but proud as punch!"
(I suspect his "girlfriend" might come from Thailand however)
Over to you Buster
Oi, Oi, Oi!