Caption competition

[ACW599]

"You see Boris? I told you, the British Navy is no threat any more. The sailors even have to find and kill their own food nowadays".

[w1ngnut]

I don't care if the colour does clash with your flying suit, they only come in this shade of red!

[Thud_and_Blunder]

When it comes to smuggling LPs (remember them?) out of the NAAFI in yer hat, the Russians prefer stealth to Pussers strong-arm tactics any day.

[FinelyChopped]

Not everyone on board wanted to be in the "Bohemian Rhapsody" video.

[6Z3]

As the Jennys' hen night disintegrates into a free-for-all there was some concern for for the wellbeing of the lead dancer, "donkey" who was still in there.

[airborne_artist]

One Russian to another Russian:

"The ship is grey, the sea is grey, so why do they wear green?"

[Roguedent]

The RN earning Back handers!!

Left a Bit, Down a Bit. Thats it right on that Ex russian spies head.

Just realised the titles not bad either

[airborne_artist]

Contracting out FOST* to the Russian Navy was just the start of the money-saving measures instigated by the Treasury.

*Flag Officer Sea Training - where ships go to work-up pre-deployment.

[Over_Shoot]

Show of force....Bloggs re-enacts RoE video

Bloggs..."I can't fire sir....i'm only current in the A1"

On board HMS Albion..."You want to reduce WHAT?"

[WhiteOvies]

All quiet on this one so it must be judging time:

3rd - Clicker - "When Bloogs heard Bert shout "Behind you" he had the final proof that the RN local ship defence was a pantomine."

2nd - Splitbrain - Following round after round of defence cuts, for the Russians at least, Op Rebecca became a mere formality.
ASSAULT RIFLES = 1. CHECK.

1st Lafyar Cokov - "This all seems a little ridiculous sir - but anyway.... Safety Catch - "Czech", Repeat Lever - "Czech", Magazine - "Czech"................


Over to you.....

[Lafyar Cokov]

Oh no - photo searching time.......................
This might suit the Aquatic Vertebrate-heads amongst you....Here's hoping my twin rating goes a little beter!!!!

[RubiC Cube]

After Eire's failed tank invasion of Wales, the government decided to try an aircraft option!

[FormerFlake]

Reports suggest it was an extreme case of aquaplaning

[6Z3]

Culdrose tower, request taxy instructions.

[woptb]

I believe this student to have little understanding of the maritime patrol concept.

Or (And this really happened )
American lady to mighty hunter pie eater,"So what does ASW stand for?",
Pie eater,"Anti-Submarine Warfare mam",
American lady incredulously,"you mean it goes under water !!!!".

[ShyTorque]

"Tower - say again QNH?"

or, on a similar theme:

"So that's what the techlog entry meant by a subscale problem."

or,

"Global warming now hits polar expedition support mission. Pilots refuse to fly again until the runway problem is solved".

[PICKS135]

Any truth in the rumour Bloggs that before you came to Nimrods you were a submariner

[airborne_artist]

When the QFI wrote in the studes's post-trip report that he was a bit wet, he meant it.

[country calls]

At last Bristol acknowledges the true extent of its problems with runway water dispersal.

[brickhistory]

Trials photo of Joint Attack Weapon System prototype