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Old 16th May 2006, 13:15
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You have attached the main gear to what!!!
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Old 16th May 2006, 13:16
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Gunner Warzowski wasn't sure the Regt version of a 'bird on a biplane' had quite the same impact as the original.
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Old 16th May 2006, 13:50
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Since the last 'gear up' landing incident, Barnes-Wallace had come up with an ingeneous and popular way of using Big Brother contestants.
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Old 16th May 2006, 14:04
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All was going swimmingly well until they unearthed a snag - where to insert the ground safety pin.
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In an attempt to avoid further A-10 related friendly-fire incidents, the Mk1 Mod 0 IFF system was re-introduced......
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Old 17th May 2006, 17:39
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Despite councilling PFC Dykes still could not get over his weapons hang up.
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Old 17th May 2006, 18:04
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A-10 fitted with retarded weapon.

Close Air Support: the next level.

Cpl Smith got the wrong idea when it was it was suggested that he was something of a maverick.

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Old 17th May 2006, 18:47
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The USAF's 'bring a buddy to work day' was proving problematic.
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Old 18th May 2006, 02:33
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The Parachute Ball Descender had worked much better than had been expected
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Old 18th May 2006, 06:34
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Mr Pete O'Tube !

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Old 18th May 2006, 14:05
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Col Tim Collins finally gets his way and the RAF is amalgamated into the Army.....Who says that the Army can't operate jets just as well as the RAF?
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Old 18th May 2006, 18:34
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clearly NOT a smart bomb!
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Old 18th May 2006, 20:51
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"Boss, were you really serious when you said that when both magazines are empty the pilot descends and we fix bayonets? "
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Old 18th May 2006, 21:19
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Errr, so which rate of flying pay did you say I'd go onto?
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Old 18th May 2006, 21:24
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The RAF could only afford the budget Recce Pod, however the crayon drawings filled a capability gap in the ISTAR network.

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Since JPA was witholding flying pay, OC Admin was taken for a flying lesson.
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Old 19th May 2006, 13:03
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And the results are in:



In third place: Skunkerama with - "Col Tim Collins finally gets his way and the RAF is amalgamated into the Army.....Who says that the Army can't operate jets just as well as the RAF?"

A close second was: Shy Torque with - "Boss, were you really serious when you said that when both magazines are empty the pilot descends and we fix bayonets?"

But the laugh out loud winner was: harrogate with - "A-10 fitted with retarded weapon."

Congratulations harrogate. A trip on the opposite wing is your prize!

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Old 23rd May 2006, 09:03
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Harrogate seems to have gone missing - so in the meantime have a go at this.

 
Old 23rd May 2006, 09:10
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Old 23rd May 2006, 09:13
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Ok Gordon, I love you this much!
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Old 23rd May 2006, 09:14
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Blair demonstrates John Prescott's interview technique.
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