Movers v Loadies (Merged)

[Now a 'J' Bloke!!]

I'm an important mover, and I get crew pay,
Unlike a GE, I get it every day.
I'm still jealous of Wilts though,
'cos I'll never be PA.

I'm a mover, hale & hearty,
Albert takes me to the next party.
Wilts & J Bloke make sure I'm fed & watered,
'cos all I do is drink & get slaughtered!

That's all for now!!!!

Regards
'J' Bloke

[Echo 5]

1256C,

You may have started a new craze here. If everyone were to post in rhyme then things could get interesting.

[Good Mickey]

ABIW,

do ya think the following verse could make it into yours.......

........when it comes to locating pallets,
I know the best place - I can tell,
I find the biggest f*ck off one,
then place it in the wheel well.

GM

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

GM,

Inserted as requested and it just goes to prove it's one of the main teaching points drummed into them at the RAF Movs School of Below Par Service

Along with those other classic helpful tips:-

Never, I repeat never load the aircaft in such a way as the crew can have the ladder installed

When flying as MAMS always always always nominate four seats for yourself......the pax can just squash up

Put V+A etc under the net in such a manner as to make proper indentification almost impossible.

I could go on but I have a hallway that needs painting but I am sure a few other "helpful fe@kin movers" hints will appear in the fullness of time.

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[Echo 5]

Wilts,

I'll give you a hint..............use a roller with a long handle. You've been painting that feckin hall since yesterday.

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

Bearing in mind the huge wad of dosh I get paid try to imagine how big the hallway is

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[Echo 5]

Wilts,

Can't be that big a wad else you'd get a man in......as I do.

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

Perfectly fit and able enough to do it me self........although I had heard a rumour, now confirmed that you quite liked getting a man "in".........so to speak

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[Echo 5]

Absolutely Wilts, but not in the biblical sense as you suggest......... so to speak.

By the way, while you're up that ladder make sure you give the cupola at the top of the stair well a good wash.

[I_stood_in_the_door]

ABIW,

Whilst your painting (if you still are. sorry, one has been away) can you makes a brew. Tea, two please loads.

Apparently, getting 'a man in' is all the rage with the young chaps in blue. Especially at the secret airbase in wilts. watch out for the tabloids!!

Love ya!

ISITD



A boy in blue after the mans been in!!

[Good Mickey]

ABIW,

how about this one......

I don't mind making a brew
I'll even do it without a whine
because ALMs know its no problem
when you're on the PA spine.

GM

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

I tried mentioning on the Goat site the fact that PA spine means I earn loads more dosh than a TG1 Wobbling Oriffice and that went down like a cup of cold sick........... so letting this bunch of paupers in on the huge sum aunty betty pays us will probably have them all foaming at the mouth...............................some days I love my job

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[1256C]

well

How about this one

I am a lady Loadmaster
My name is little Nell,
And all the Captains fancy me
Which suits me very well,
‘Cos when I’ve been all naughty
And got the “trim sheet” wrong
They ups and tries to spank me,
But they don’t try very long…..
And though male Loadies get upset
And nasty words they’ve muttered,
I still make eyes at Captains,
‘Cos I know where my bread’s buttered!

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

Stuck for a word to finish this little ditty....... can anyone help?

I am a girlie mover
And I have an enormous bum
But it’s ok I get away with it
Blowing the DAMO, means promotions won

I’m great at chucking bergans
But at sums I use pot luck
Blonde hair blue eyes and big norks
But I still have the brains of a duck

I am a girlie mover
Which is great as I have such fun
And I’d love to thank 47 AD
For enlarging the hole in my……………….

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[1256C]

Here is a quicky for you to mull over whilst you are thinking about your elusive last word.....................


A dyslexic Loady named Yvette
Thought she could drum up some trade on a 10K net.
But gash, ckus and ckuf
Made her role sound so rough
The SMers are all she can get.


Think about it.....................

[3xGreens]

1256C ,

" The SMers are all she can get. "

Got the third line ok but the SMers has got me stumped. Maybe I'm getting too old.

[I_stood_in_the_door]

ABIW,

'Mum'.

Boy, she was good.

LFOGOOTFW

[KYT]

I have never been given an unsafe load by a loady, probably coz they were flying with me but I have been given unsafe and illegal loads by movers. Who incidently subsequently lied and denied to cover their arses for doing a crap job.

PS I hasten to add the majority of movers I encountered were bloody nice blokes/blokesses but their just not as good as aircrew.

[Now a 'J' Bloke!!]

Hi KYT;

Now ...
If that's not provocative or what????

Copy of Angler's Mail at the ready!!

Regards
'J' Bloke...

PS... It may not be true, but I heard that the only reason the movers got caught after dinking the 747 at FFD was by the Jengo asking why his GSE was bent!!! As I said, it might not be true!!!

[Mobile Muppet]

KYT

As I've stated before we have a lot of tossers within our trade who are not too professional or are bitter and twisted, just as there are within all the trades in military.

Please do not tarnish us all with the same brush, there are a lot of good ones out there to. (you might just have to look a bit harder to find us)

Waiting for it Always-Bitchin-In-Wilts ....

MM