Fanny Pong, you should know better than that by now. Oriental fannys do not pong!:E

Teal
Yet you give yourself a duck's name and nobody mocks you ... unless you count this post.:O

Give'm a break, FFS!

local crew
 

i agree with some of the comments on a 'vacant' reaction but it's been cx policy to only hire(with few exceptions)hk local crews the last few years.almost 2/3rds or more of all crews are now CT on the crew list.Most of these are new,the turnover is horrendous,they're on really crappy pay and contracts,and the attitude to 'service' is really starting to show.it's not necessarily a local hk thing but a product of min pay and very little training along with zero pride in the job...why bother if you only intend staying a year?
cx get what they pay for and the girls can obviously see what the more senior crew contracts are......ring a bell?
they're understandably ticked off and cockpit crew, sniffing around in the galleys during meal service and asking to be fed on the ground, are irritations to be tolerated.given the appalling manners of some junior (and not so junior cockpit crew) i dont blame them for ignoring you.:rolleyes:

....or Fanny Bang :eek:

Which could translate as meaning:

1. Instructions of what to do.

2. The ultimate in chastity protection


"Kanus" is another name I have seen. :E

'Porn' is still my fav :} , yeah I know she's Thai, and that's her actual name, but still brings a smile :E . Tho having said that, perhaps I should check out what my name means in different lingos before I hand out too much grief! :ooh:


'Thankyou for the friiiiiiiiight' :oh:

thread baron,

before you attack teal's name, check what the name of the main colour of cx is.

While you're there, I think you should have another look at what the 2 Ps in PPRuNe stand for.

And another one:

Fanny Sit...

I kid you not.

Flew a few weeks ago with someone called Glue, now there's a name that sticks!

That must have been Super !

GenDec's list the crew names in the following order:

Chinese Last name (surname)/Chinese First Name/English name ("christian name")

I kid you not...

Chu My Fanny

I kept it, it's framed, scanned and circulated...

Only In Hong Kong.

Not only in HKG How about;
Huflung dung
wonhung lo
tohung lo
Mustapha ...anything
Ivor hardon
Hugh organ
and of course
Mstr. Bates
:}

When I was on the -400, I flew with an ISM who is named "Pussy".
....I bit my lip to stop laughing in front of her as I introduced myself.
:p

What? Never heard of Pussy Galore?

How about Pussy Galore's replacement, Felicity Shagwell?

"Shagwell by name, shag very well by reputation". "Oh be-have". "Not if I can help it".

Looks like this thread has wandered off down a different path...:}

Nitpicking 101
 

Actually Teal, being the pedantic pr!ck that I am:

...the successor to "Pussy Galore" was actually "Alotta Fagina"!

:}

PS and yes, we now have the EICAM Master Warning >THREAD DRIFT.

I flew back to HK from Singapore on CX716 at 18:20 last friday night and I have to say I was pleasantly surprised.

The Flight Attendants were polite, attentive, efficient and professional.

I was also impressed with the new economy seat and IFE system. Well done CX. :ok:

I retract my previous statement.

Shame the girls don't wear higher heels though. :E

Along with fishnet stockings....:}

Shoot, then you will have the FD crew taking turns to stretch out in the cabin on their hands and knees sniffing the fishnets as they walk by?? :eek:

Don't you miss the ginger beers...

'Cabin attendants, please prepare your drawers for the arrival'

Fortunately, it went through to the keeper on most occasions:E

teal
 

i like the way you think!

My dear friend HFX, you have a long memory indeed! Sadly, the knickers are too big to fit in my pocket any more.:E

HD

Indeed...there were a few of the oldies at the HK7's this year... squeezed into things that are now about 4 sizes too small. Still charming though!

Suggest bigger pockets:E

Right, I have been squeezing into things that are now four sizes too .......:mad:!:sad:

Some weird names made up by chinese gal
 

i know a hk gal name herself 'Holiday'?! :bored:

needless to say there are lots of fruits around, like 'strawberry', 'mango' and 'peach' :\

and best of all, last year i was introduced to someone name herself 'one-two-three' :8

I heard this when I was on the L1011...

"Ladies & Gentlemen, this is your purser, Manny Hor, speaking. Welcome on board...

I heard this when I was on the L1011...
 

Ah, that takes us back to the good old days. Kai Tak, the Cathay Club, when the girls were part of the party scene....

Was it you C7 who told me this (true) story?

Cabin attendant comes to the flight deck to introduce herself to the crew and said to the captain, "Hello, I'm Dim."

Captain says, "Hello, I'm not too bright myself."

Awwww my poor hubby who flies freight doesn't get to play with the gals on pax carriers LOL.. i'm sure he could during a layover but some of us wives actually take great care of our men in bed.. and before you reply with.. well let me tell you what goes on, let me tell you that we have the same opportunities when you boys are gone the only difference is the hot young stud we have is in YOUR bed at YOUR home of the mortage YOUR paying :)

this sounds saucy...tell more....

Sassy.
Is your location right?
Sure you don't live in DB? :E

Last time I checked there were no Hunks,Toy boys or Studs in DB.

Nasty chick.. F@cking around while her husband is out doing all the dirty work for uncle Cathay.. Suppose she has to change the bed linnen herself in contrast to her husband who just has to check out.. :ok:

Sassy, is it you ? ?

http://vermontdailybriefing.com/wp-c...ages/fatal.jpg

Sassy.....just remember that we dont get laid in the air so girls or no girls, makes no difference. definitely had more down route fun on the freighter than the pax fleet....so you better start looking after your hubby especially well.

and even if you do that, once you start wrinkling and aging, all those lonely days away will just be welcome opportunity.

As we speak.. I have a date with a cabin crew on Thursday. Its gonna be nasty.. Nasty.. You gotta get the best out of life right! :ok:

The poor girl. Would love to see the look on her face when you try to split the bill at the end.:)

Who said anything about girl?
Could be really nasty.:}

I would never - ever - split the bill.
I will leave it all for her! :D

Absolutely !

They want equality - they can pay our share just as we have been paying theirs.

"Now iron my uniform shirt and bake me a pie, b*tch !" :E

Anyone still wondering why the girls dont want to go out with the flight crew? :ugh:

Haha... "bake me a pie.." - great! Has anybody flown with Fukme lately? :D

Why is it that some guys seems to think that as long as the pay the bill - the girls dont care how old, ugly and/or useless they are?? I guess its Hong Kong, right - money talks and bull**** walks.. Yeah right.. Money just makes some people completely ignorant. :ok:

Thank God and Muhammed - there is a real world out there too - it may be far away for some, but its there...