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Forum: African Aviation
26th Dec 2014, 05:54
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

If Sobhuza were still alive he'd kick the little...

If Sobhuza were still alive he'd kick the little runt Mswati's arse till his eyes bled.
Forum: African Aviation
22nd Sep 2014, 16:36
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

Job creation, Mr CT. You don't actually have to...

Job creation, Mr CT. You don't actually have to achieve anything, you just need to give the appearance of doing so. Pretty much every govt department in SA operates on that principle, the SAPS more...
Forum: African Aviation
1st Mar 2014, 07:53
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

And there you have it in a nutshell. If you're a...

And there you have it in a nutshell. If you're a foreigner or considered able to pay, you'll be squeezed until you bleed even if you're completely innocent.
Forum: African Aviation
20th Jan 2014, 08:01
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

Similar occurrence just up the road in Kigali....

Similar occurrence just up the road in Kigali. Told by tower to wait for VIP when we requested start. As we were a scheduled flight, we politely declined and started then asked for taxi. Tower...
Forum: African Aviation
13th Mar 2013, 09:02
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

Ah well, as long as the right people in the...

Ah well, as long as the right people in the regime all got their kickbacks it's no problem.

Those Swiss bank accounts don't just fill themselves, you know...
Forum: African Aviation
18th Oct 2012, 05:02
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

When the controller keeps you waiting at the...

When the controller keeps you waiting at the intersection while another aircraft takes eight minutes to get there and land because he's unable to cope with more than one aircraft in his airspace at a...
Forum: African Aviation
8th Jun 2012, 05:53
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

Yup, same bunch of clowns forced us as a crew to...

Yup, same bunch of clowns forced us as a crew to leave the air side at what amounted to gunpoint, then locked us up for not having the correct stamps in the passport allowing us into the country. We...
Forum: African Aviation
22nd May 2012, 05:02
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

However, when you try to buy dollars from the...

However, when you try to buy dollars from the place that gives you different rates for small and large denomination bills...:rolleyes:
Forum: African Aviation
26th Sep 2011, 08:43
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

Then there's the (possibly apocryphal) tale of...

Then there's the (possibly apocryphal) tale of the Zambian Air Force pilot who took off from Livingstone to do aerobatics over the field. After half an hour of loops and rolls and general high...
Forum: African Aviation
11th Jul 2011, 06:55
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

Aka The Angolan Shuffle, Kinshasa Lap Dance or...

Aka The Angolan Shuffle, Kinshasa Lap Dance or the Calcutta Splutter.
Forum: African Aviation
2nd Jul 2011, 15:39
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d132/Lardbeast/D...

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Forum: African Aviation
27th May 2011, 05:55
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

Runways? The Mighty Twotter don't need no...

Runways? The Mighty Twotter don't need no steenkin' runways...
Forum: African Aviation
7th Feb 2011, 13:39
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

Knowing you're safe in their hands just gives you...

Knowing you're safe in their hands just gives you a warm feeling in the mudbox, don't it...?:}
Forum: African Aviation
13th Nov 2008, 03:26
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

A lot of local fuel suppliers see bigger bucks in...

A lot of local fuel suppliers see bigger bucks in the larger types and will ignore your requests for fuel in order to be ready to refuel a one off large aircraft just passing through. Their little...
Forum: African Aviation
9th Aug 2008, 08:10
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

Loki had a similar setup. A piston DC3 was used...

Loki had a similar setup. A piston DC3 was used for a while as the turbine number was in for maintenance. We heard later that the AAA folks in the nearby mil base almost opened fire on it in the...
Forum: African Aviation
2nd Jul 2008, 10:12
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

Bet you he had his girlfriend in the tower and...

Bet you he had his girlfriend in the tower and had her dripping all over the floor with his masterful handling of traffic by the end of his shift (if he waited that long).
Forum: African Aviation
29th Jun 2008, 05:56
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

...Or the captain, struck by a sudden attack of...

...Or the captain, struck by a sudden attack of the Angolan Arse Clenchers makes use of the coolbox without removing the passengers' lunch first. Be very afraid - Captain R. "Coolbox" C****** is...
Forum: African Aviation
24th Jun 2008, 07:22
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,214
Posted By Solid Rust Twotter

Cleared to track inbound on a radial only to hear...

Cleared to track inbound on a radial only to hear departing traffic cleared outbound on the same radial and through your level. WTF?!

Verifying the clearances given with ATC leads to no...
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