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3rd May 2019, 11:08
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

"Throwing the hotdog down the hall" lives in the...

"Throwing the hotdog down the hall" lives in the same general area as "it was like a wizard's sleeve"..
26th Apr 2019, 14:53
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

Who needs crucifixion?

Who needs crucifixion?
1st Mar 2019, 11:13
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

I know the loadie's got a reputation for having a...

I know the loadie's got a reputation for having a horse's bladder, but I wasn't expecting this when he asked us to land on...
22nd Dec 2018, 07:58
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

Th Walt really had fallen on hard times...

Th Walt really had fallen on hard times...
29th May 2018, 15:37
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

No, Mr President, there's no reason at all why...

No, Mr President, there's no reason at all why we're all in camouflage and you are easily identifiable in a room full of people with access to specialist firearms.
5th May 2017, 08:17
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

No sir, before I walked up to it, it *was*...

No sir, before I walked up to it, it *was* pointing downwards.
18th Apr 2017, 07:45
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Well to be fair, it wasn't visible when we were...

Well to be fair, it wasn't visible when we were on the ground and looking at it from the right viewpoint...
8th Apr 2017, 07:49
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

Well, I know that you can stop a car engine with...

Well, I know that you can stop a car engine with a potato in the exhaust, so I was getting an idea what size potato I might need...
26th Jun 2015, 19:06
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

Mohammed wasn't sure the story about the 72...

Mohammed wasn't sure the story about the 72 virgins was true, so he packed one of his own just to be on the safe side...



And yes, in the tradition of "reduce, reuse, recycle", it's my effort...
26th Jul 2013, 10:00
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

And we've rigged the string so it's not quite...

And we've rigged the string so it's not quite long enough to reach Liverpool...
12th Aug 2012, 06:08
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

The more recent terrorist threat - car bombs...

The more recent terrorist threat - car bombs directed against aircraft - was never going to work.
12th Apr 2012, 11:09
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Despite packing his own virgin, Mohammed hadn't...

Despite packing his own virgin, Mohammed hadn't thought through the effects of his "I'll pack a bigger bomb than anyone else" idea on the chances of security forces spotting him . . .


(a reprise...
2nd Jan 2012, 06:25
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

Bloggs, I called you a muppet. You can't even...

Bloggs, I called you a muppet. You can't even get your banter right, can you !!
9th Sep 2011, 07:53
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Yes, Bloggs - a good attempt at natural...

Yes, Bloggs - a good attempt at natural camouflage, but how many other donkeys do you see around you ?
14th Aug 2011, 17:36
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

So - do you know how much one round of ammunition...

So - do you know how much one round of ammunition costs ? If it's cheaper than coppers then we can pay for policing of HUGE riots and still make the savings . . .
10th Jul 2011, 05:45
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

In a poorly judged bid to show the MOD's ongoing...

In a poorly judged bid to show the MOD's ongoing efforts to contain costs, the Chief of the Air Staff shows the outcome of the new aircrew selection process.
4th May 2011, 05:05
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

I'm not falling for that one again . . .

I'm not falling for that one again . . .
22nd Apr 2011, 04:57
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

Bloke in the middle is thinking: "That's not...

Bloke in the middle is thinking:

"That's not funny !!"
3rd Apr 2011, 06:50
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

With a nod in the direction of Uncle Roger: ...

With a nod in the direction of Uncle Roger:

"Bit late with the rotation, Bloggs".
30th Mar 2011, 20:28
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

Some good entries there, people. In second...

Some good entries there, people.

In second place, Toptobottom with

"Well, it's not too bad. You really need fishnets to stop them completely..."

- and that embarrassed smiley is well...
24th Mar 2011, 20:29
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

Apologies for the delay, been sampling the...

Apologies for the delay, been sampling the delights of Trondheim, for my sins.

Try this one:

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/defence_cut_bat.jpg

Judging Wednesday 30th April.
17th Mar 2011, 07:52
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

The guy on the left is thinking: "I'm...

The guy on the left is thinking:

"I'm impressed he's got that woman under there - but if he's rumbled he's in the **** big time . . ."
20th Feb 2011, 16:04
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

"Well, it was *his* idea to recreate that scene...

"Well, it was *his* idea to recreate that scene from Call of Duty Black Ops" . . .
15th Dec 2010, 05:00
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

Chap in red, second from front, left hand side: ...

Chap in red, second from front, left hand side:

"How far is it to Oz ? I'm knackered already !"
12th Dec 2010, 04:43
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

"Next time people damage a cab in unauth'ed...

"Next time people damage a cab in unauth'ed wazzing, the 'enemy fire encountered' will have hit the person responsible.
15th Nov 2010, 04:23
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

Yes, the vest is stab proof, and protects the...

Yes, the vest is stab proof, and protects the vital organs. Yours is shorter than mine because politicians, we've found, have no guts to protect.
7th Aug 2010, 17:32
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

Bloke at the top: "I can see 5 smiling faces" ...

Bloke at the top: "I can see 5 smiling faces"

Bloke at the bottom: "I can see five arseholes"
5th Aug 2010, 05:43
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

"When I said '****' like that, I didn't want to...

"When I said '****' like that, I didn't want to scare you - I only meant I saw the dog starting to squat"
20th Jul 2010, 05:43
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

Before the UK's oldest man had visited the...

Before the UK's oldest man had visited the cockpit, the groundcrew had taken the precaution of installing an incontinence sheet - you never know !

-- or --

"No sir, the pre-start checklist has...
14th Jul 2010, 11:29
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

They might bloody well be cheap, but those...

They might bloody well be cheap, but those Russian AIs have just confused the heck out of me !
25th Jun 2010, 04:15
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

"Mother in the military, father a royal ? I seem...

"Mother in the military, father a royal ? I seem to remember it normally happens the other way round . . ."
11th Jun 2010, 17:19
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

Or "Moaner" Lisa, as the UK's first female...

Or "Moaner" Lisa, as the UK's first female Harrier pilot is known.
26th May 2010, 18:13
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

I know it's higher than we normally fly, but...

I know it's higher than we normally fly, but there's no need for oxygen yet.
8th May 2010, 06:29
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

At the debrief, it was considered that Bloggs had...

At the debrief, it was considered that Bloggs had taken the concept of "interception by military aircraft" just a tad too far.
5th Apr 2010, 08:11
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Posted By The Nr Fairy

As promised - didn't want to embarrass myself in...

As promised - didn't want to embarrass myself in public like I did last time I won :)

Second place goes to NutLoose with this:



But it has to be pohm1 - anything which makes me laugh out...
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