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Old 29th Apr 2010, 00:15
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BAES find a way to reduce unemployment and finally make a project on time and to budget, just don't ask to see weapon deployment.
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Old 29th Apr 2010, 02:24
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"One ping only, Vasili..."
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Old 29th Apr 2010, 06:17
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After the previous submarine 'incident', this time Sheila insisted on not being the ship's torpedo locker.
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Old 29th Apr 2010, 11:03
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The middle section couldn't believe they had to have their legs amputated at the knee just for a bl00dy recruiting poster!
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Old 29th Apr 2010, 11:09
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Ok who's farted in the engine room?
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Old 29th Apr 2010, 11:49
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The power train is different, 234 shafts and only two Screws.
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Old 29th Apr 2010, 12:07
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More "Little People" to be recruited into Navy as deck size limited on this ship.
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Old 29th Apr 2010, 12:50
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"I don't mind you playing Battleships in your spare time, Carruthers, but don't you think this is going a bit far?"
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Old 29th Apr 2010, 13:26
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All hands on deck... aw, now there's seamen everywhere!
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Old 29th Apr 2010, 14:06
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..It's a troop ship !
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Old 29th Apr 2010, 15:29
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Pushed by NATO to increase troop presence, Luxemburg decided to give naval warfare a try
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Old 29th Apr 2010, 16:15
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What a charade; I knew it was a mistake to let someone called Jesus join the Navy....

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Watch out - here comes the Admiral, and by the smile on his face I reckon he wants to plug his ground power unit in again.....
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Old 29th Apr 2010, 18:01
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Recreating 'Titanic' (the movie!)
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Old 29th Apr 2010, 19:22
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Qinetiq's stealth troop carrier prototype was invisible to all electromagnetic radiation. There was just one tiny flaw...
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Old 29th Apr 2010, 20:03
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO...... Who said they were going to the heads for a dump?.......





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Old 30th Apr 2010, 21:11
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The Naval Architect had expressed some concern at the prospect of sailors going down with their ship if they were rammed in the stern
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Old 1st May 2010, 05:22
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The SWO's order to "Make everything ship-shape" was taken a little bit too literally!

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Old 1st May 2010, 07:04
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Johnny Nomates was relegated to the balcony whilst the Naval Gymnastics Team finalised their entry for Britain's Got Talent.
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Old 2nd May 2010, 09:06
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Yes Sir it looks to me like a pocket battleship...... in fact several hundred pockets!
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Old 2nd May 2010, 11:27
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Onboard HMS Herpes, everybody's a carrier.
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