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Old 21st Mar 2011, 09:57
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Old 21st Mar 2011, 10:26
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Even Col G wasn't impressed by the experts on Sky
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Old 21st Mar 2011, 12:59
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Ghadaffi was most unimpressed by his teams effort for the toga party.
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Old 21st Mar 2011, 16:25
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During the African Nations Winnie Mandela asks Col Gaddafi if he would kindly consider returning her dining room curtains, preferably before they got fire damaged!
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Old 21st Mar 2011, 16:49
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So this is a bunga bunga party. Are you positive Signor Berlusconi gave us the right address?
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Old 21st Mar 2011, 16:59
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Listen. You definitely DID say 'two fat ladies, 88' and I'm not leaving here until I get my bottle of liebfraumilch.
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Old 21st Mar 2011, 18:27
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Colonel Gadaffi wasn't too impressed when Bob Marley's "No Woman, No Fly" started playing on his iPod. Summed up his whole day!
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Old 21st Mar 2011, 19:22
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"Allah, these meetings drag on", thought Gadaffi. 'At least the Annual Review of the Air Force this afternoon is only going to take a couple of minutes'
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Old 21st Mar 2011, 20:30
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"Yep -- that's it. As soon as this bloody meeting is over, I'm PVRing".
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Old 21st Mar 2011, 22:10
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It's curtains for Gaddafi.....

And tea towels for his right hand man.
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Old 22nd Mar 2011, 00:54
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"Booyakasha! Is it 'cos I is black?"
"Errrrrmmmmm........"
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Old 22nd Mar 2011, 01:38
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The Colonel tries to contain his excitement at the new Tripoli Strip club by holding the table down.
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Old 22nd Mar 2011, 11:08
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Shocked onlookers wince as Gadaffi braces himself for the insertion of the third, larger, ceremonial cane
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Old 22nd Mar 2011, 20:45
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The Sylvester Stalone lookalike was favourite to win, with the John Cleese a rank outsider
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Old 22nd Mar 2011, 22:04
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Nobody wanted to sit next to "Farty" Gaddarfi!
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Old 23rd Mar 2011, 13:15
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its

My efforts if i could have entered would have been,

Hmm if no one notice that red fruitgum on the mic I am going to have that...

or

In a rare outing Mr Obolongo official chief hankie carrier to President Gadaffi was caught on camera.





That time of the week again and the results are in.......

1st place goes to

NR Fairy
with
The guy on the left is thinking:

"I'm impressed he's got that woman under there - but if he's rumbled he's in the **** big time . . ."

Equal second goes to

Buster Hyman
with
The Colonel tries to contain his excitement at the new Tripoli Strip club by holding the table down.

and

toptobottom
with
Listen. You definitely DID say 'two fat ladies, 88' and I'm not leaving here until I get my bottle of liebfraumilch.

Finally 3rd place is awarded to

kharmael
with
Oddjob's walking stick appears to hold the rank of Fg Off!

( I notice it also has a big knob on one end, I don't know if that is indicative of anything else )

Runner up was
Grabbers
with
"Thank you for attending this Parliamentary Select Committee on the Libyan crisis Foreign Secretary. If you wouldn't mind answering a few questions, Mr Hague..."


OVER TO YOU THE NR FAIRY
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Old 24th Mar 2011, 20:29
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Apologies for the delay, been sampling the delights of Trondheim, for my sins.

Try this one:



Judging Wednesday 30th April.
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Old 24th Mar 2011, 20:31
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Oops! Finger trouble (again)

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Old 24th Mar 2011, 20:55
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Bloody Marines, like flies round sh*t

or

The Irish Army send troops to help man the no fly Zone

or

"and this is the not washed it for a week interchangeable head, others included are the "who loves ya baby" and the "king dong" heads......... Batteries are included by the way."

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Old 24th Mar 2011, 21:03
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"Sarge! Are you sure this is the only weapon the RoE will let me use?"

or

When I said clash with the enemy, pink was not what I had in mind.
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