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Old 14th Feb 2012, 06:26   #12641 (permalink)
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The Shackleton O.C.U. was noted for it's innovative simulator training....

or

Sadly, when M.o.D Procurement placed an order with F. Dibnah Transport they missed the vehicle spec in the small print...

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Old 15th Feb 2012, 07:29   #12642 (permalink)
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Last call for entries...
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Old 15th Feb 2012, 11:39   #12643 (permalink)

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The "Scrap & Buy back" scheme for the HMS Ark Royal was disappointing.
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Old 16th Feb 2012, 10:20   #12644 (permalink)
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This judging business is harder than one thinks, however:

Third:

CoffManStarter
Yep ... variable noise f**k all thrust !

Runner-up (though at the speed of the Foden that doesn't require much running):

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Drunken joyriding on the SWO's pride and joy was going to cost them dearly..

Winning this round:

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"Right, hold tight lads - I'm just turning up the turbo half a notch..."
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Old 16th Feb 2012, 10:31   #12645 (permalink)


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My Painting recently sent and received by Mr Michael O'Leary to be auctioned charity

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Old 16th Feb 2012, 10:42   #12646 (permalink)
 
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Many thanks Oceanz - I thought that last one was beginning to run out of steam...



Lets try this one:



Think this will be quick, so judging on Sunday evening GMT
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Old 16th Feb 2012, 11:25   #12647 (permalink)
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Ok lads, the RSM wants Crunchy Nuts for breakfast and that's just what he'll get
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Old 16th Feb 2012, 11:36   #12648 (permalink)

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Upholding the tradition of the Sir Walter Raleigh Regiment....

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Screw this chivalry lark, she's in pants!
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Old 16th Feb 2012, 11:46   #12649 (permalink)
 
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The Air Force fly over "it" ... The Navy sail round "it" ... but the Army still insist on lying in "it" ... so pleased to see traditions are being preserved
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Old 16th Feb 2012, 12:10   #12650 (permalink)
 
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Private Scroggins was determine that in future he would go private to get his ischuria treated instead of relying on British Army medical treatment.

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"So you bunch thought I was extracting the p*ss, well Gentlemen, this IS extracting the p*ss".



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Old 16th Feb 2012, 12:32   #12651 (permalink)
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'Of course there is no favouritism here'.....The colonel was pleased to quote as his daughter went through basic training
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Old 16th Feb 2012, 12:34   #12652 (permalink)
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The "Preparation for marriage course" starts off with the easy phase of training.
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Old 16th Feb 2012, 12:48   #12653 (permalink)

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She barely noticed the speed humps, much to the troops' disappointment.
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Old 16th Feb 2012, 13:11   #12654 (permalink)
 
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The squad quickly regretted talking her into playing watersports.
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Old 16th Feb 2012, 13:51   #12655 (permalink)
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"Yes guys, I'm wearing stilettos. And unless someone owns up to widdling inside the tent last night, I'm going to do a little tap-dance next".
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To the guy in the middle ... "Where's your helmet soldier ?"
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"This female superior position crap makes me feel dirty!"
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Old 16th Feb 2012, 20:48   #12658 (permalink)

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"Did someone just follow through? "
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Old 16th Feb 2012, 21:25   #12659 (permalink)
 
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So which of you guys is Walter Raleigh?
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Old 16th Feb 2012, 23:14   #12660 (permalink)
 
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Brace yourselves guys, big berthas coming next.
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