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Old 12th Sep 2011, 05:52
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Okay, I don't think there's any more field mice around, so when we get to the road, you're carrying me again right!
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Old 12th Sep 2011, 13:05
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Who said navigators couldn't find their ass with both hands?
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Old 12th Sep 2011, 14:23
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"That's right, fool! Now I'm a FLYING talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!"
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Old 12th Sep 2011, 14:31
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"Stop your complaining. You should think yourself lucky that your elephant didn't get a thorn in his foot last week."
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Old 12th Sep 2011, 14:42
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Nag nag nag!.......... For heavens sake get off my back!
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Old 12th Sep 2011, 15:01
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"The first person to mention Drop The Dead Donkey will be shot"
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Old 14th Sep 2011, 07:54
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"Ouch... what's that sticking in my back"? "They don't say i'm hung like a Donkey for nothing you know"
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Old 15th Sep 2011, 06:26
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"Why are you carrying that damn donkey again, Corporal?"

"He-haw, he-haw, he-haw-ways gets tired towards the end, Sgt"

P1
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Old 15th Sep 2011, 19:04
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Like so many people with addictions, Pte Bloggs replaced the monkey on his back with something else...

iX
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Old 15th Sep 2011, 19:25
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the Iraqi army were happy to clear minefields by using human wave tactics, but donkeys were too valuable
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Old 15th Sep 2011, 22:27
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The filming of the late David Niven's autobiography was hit at the start from funding restraints...

It was never quite going to work as "Bring On The Empty Donkeys".
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Old 15th Sep 2011, 23:55
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"Tell me the truth - does my ass look big in this?"
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Old 16th Sep 2011, 09:33
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Jones could talk the hind legs off a donkey.
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Old 16th Sep 2011, 09:52
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"I'm worried about Jones 563, but I dunno which is worse. The fact he's into bestiality, or that he keeps carrying round a blow-up doll in public."


or

Advised to blend in and adopt local customs, and with no sheep in sight, the Welsh Fusiliers took to 'befriending' donkeys.
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Old 17th Sep 2011, 13:20
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Judging time!

Some donkey walloping answers out there, but out of all of them, this one wins this week's hay bale simply because it has the ring of truth about it!

Cameltruck:

"I heard there's a medal in it for saving the commander's ass."

Camel, thankyou - please post your best!!

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Old 19th Sep 2011, 09:24
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Old 19th Sep 2011, 10:35
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ShyT - any chance you could choose a runner-up or two who might be able to take over the baton?
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Old 19th Sep 2011, 12:47
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[IMG]Somebody'll be along in a minute to post that b****y tumbleweed smiley[/IMG]
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Old 19th Sep 2011, 13:18
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Old 19th Sep 2011, 13:32
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