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Old 16th Apr 2010, 02:13
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I lost my arms in the kitchen so you'll have to do the shooting.

And don't pull the trigger until you see the blacks of their eyes . . . got it ?
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Old 16th Apr 2010, 10:45
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Quick...shoot the big yellow thing in the sky....
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Old 16th Apr 2010, 10:59
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"Just stop talking to me. The SWO says you're not a real snowman anyway. He says everyone knows that real snowmen have a carrot nose and 3 buttons. Just melt away into the background OK?"
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Old 16th Apr 2010, 15:34
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Janice: "Oh for cryin' out loud! I said I was sorry. Next time, I'll ask if they were your Snowballs okay?"
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Old 16th Apr 2010, 17:01
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How many times have I told you Martha....you must dress for the occasion! Now get your arctic camo Gucci gear on!
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Old 17th Apr 2010, 08:27
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Mentioned in dispatches have to be Finningley Boy with

Have you been out here long then?
and Buster Hyman with

"HALT! Who snows there?"
But today's winner is ACW599 with

"And you're calling ME frigid?"
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Old 17th Apr 2010, 09:46
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Cor blimey -- many thanks.

Try this. If we've seen it before I'll find a totally gratuitous bikini shot with vague military connotations instead:

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Old 17th Apr 2010, 14:39
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Now that is what I call an undercarriage...
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Old 17th Apr 2010, 14:50
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The G.I. Barbie factory did great with the legs, but not so much with the shoulder fittings...
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Old 17th Apr 2010, 17:07
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If we've seen it before I'll find a totally gratuitous bikini shot with vague military connotations instead
I've seen it before - please post gratuitous bikini shot ;-)
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Old 17th Apr 2010, 17:14
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"I'm so sorry Captain, I just couldn't make it to the loo in time...."
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Old 17th Apr 2010, 17:22
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"Does my bum look big in this?"

or

"The anorexic snake was poised to attack"
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Old 17th Apr 2010, 20:46
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Hello Sir, wow, look at the bulge in your traousers... Oh wait, it's just a tire
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Old 18th Apr 2010, 00:49
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Phwoar! Is that the most beautiful sight you've ever seen...or was it just an Ilyushin?
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Old 18th Apr 2010, 05:32
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It's not an Ilyushin...... and it's definitely not a Yak...... looks like a very nice Fokker to me
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Old 18th Apr 2010, 10:45
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How the Virgin Estonia ground crew serviced the pitot tubes was something you had to see to believe!!!
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Old 19th Apr 2010, 11:01
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Mavis looked on in anger. Her WAAF issue upside-down legs and a waistline greater than the airfield circumference had never been a problem until now.
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Old 19th Apr 2010, 13:26
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After Michael Flatley left, the remaining cast of River Dance couldn't afford to be too choosy on the venues.
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Old 19th Apr 2010, 13:36
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Pull that out of there, Captain? I hope someone's turned off the tap this time. The last one I touched threw gloopy fluid all down my blouse.
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Old 19th Apr 2010, 14:00
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"Ground - Fit Bird 1....Ready for push back!"
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