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Old 1st Apr 2010, 05:03
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Guide Dogs For The Blind were condemned for their most recent training developments.

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Old 1st Apr 2010, 06:36
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Dog: "Hey Bert. Are you sure this was the grassiest knoll you could find?"
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Old 1st Apr 2010, 11:51
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The RAF police dog team once again puts the brains in charge of the operation.
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Old 1st Apr 2010, 12:16
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Muzzle velocity?! I'll show you muzzle velocity...
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Old 2nd Apr 2010, 17:07
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No-no I asked for a spotted dog!
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Old 2nd Apr 2010, 19:41
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My bitch doesnt need to wave her red knickers.
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Old 2nd Apr 2010, 19:54
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Dog caption

Lucky human.... there's headwind and I just farted.
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Old 5th Apr 2010, 08:11
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As promised - didn't want to embarrass myself in public like I did last time I won

Second place goes to NutLoose with this:

The RAF police dog team once again puts the brains in charge of the operation.
But it has to be pohm1 - anything which makes me laugh out loud HAS to win:

Guide Dogs For The Blind were condemned for their most recent training developments.
Well done !
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Old 5th Apr 2010, 09:22
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Thanks NR Fairy, here's my offering. Not too easy, but I'm sure that some witty minds will be able to make up the conversation that went along with the presentation.

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Old 5th Apr 2010, 09:55
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"Gosh sergeant, my hands are all a tremble. Are you quite certain nobody will see us undress out here?"
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Old 5th Apr 2010, 10:38
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Wg Cdr Farquhar-Jones and Seargent Smith come a poor third in the 1958 RAF Aden "Make the light between your shadows looks a little bit like an erect phallus" competition.....
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Old 5th Apr 2010, 11:58
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"You're quite fetching in those short trousers Seargent, are you sure you haven't been up the Khyber Pass? I always remember a knee..."
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Old 5th Apr 2010, 12:04
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It's quite alright, you can trust me. I'm an RC Padre.....
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Old 5th Apr 2010, 13:24
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"It is quite understandable; it's a very natural reaction. But one day - in a week, a month, a year - on that day when, God willing, we all return to our homes again, you're going to feel very proud of what you have achieved here in the face of great adversity. What you have done should be, and I think will be, an example to all our countrymen, soldier and civilian alike. You have survived with honor - that, and more - here in the wilderness. You have turned defeat into victory. I congratulate you. Well done."
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Old 5th Apr 2010, 13:38
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"I don't mind telling you Sergeant, these medal ceremonies never fail to make me feel a tit."

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Old 5th Apr 2010, 13:49
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Yes Sgt, we'll all be home by Christmas '62. Now, must dash, I'm meeting the Hussains and bin Ladens for dinner. Splendid children........
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Old 5th Apr 2010, 18:04
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The dredded double handed nipple twister, didn't even make Sergeant Smith flinch, all but guaranteeing his promotion.
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Old 6th Apr 2010, 11:52
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Oh I am glad you like my Skirt Sergeant, those shorts fair chafe you know..
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Old 6th Apr 2010, 12:20
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"Ouch!...I got a little prick."
"Err...right you are Sir...that's a Fiver to Bertie then..."
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Old 6th Apr 2010, 23:17
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"Always been a breast man Sergeant, don't you know..."

"Yes Sir, I feel a tit too Sir."
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