Caption competition

[toptobottom]

Using inflatable decoy aircraft to fool the hun bombers was a great idea, but filling them with helium caused all sorts of other problems...

[Duff Man SA]

"Why don't we just buy one airplane and let the pilots take turns flying it?"

-Calvin Coolidge, complaining about a War Dept. request to buy more aircraft.

The more things change...

[SASless]

Bloggs solves the rostering problem!

"Right then....start the music.....when it stops.....whoever is in the seat gets to fly today!"

[aseanaero]

After a record 15 minute spark plug and oil change the crew took a quick breather and photo opportunity ... later the text only report stated that claims that the Napier Sabre was complicated to maintain can now be dismissed.

[Runaway Gun]

"Unserviceable aircraft SENGO? What unserviceable aircraft?"

[ix_touring]

The memo from Bob suggesting to "his" staff they should show the other cheek to Geoff Hoon gets miss printed...


iX

[sarsteph]

Following on from the Telegraph's suggestion that expensive Typhoons be replaced with Tucano's, Air Cmd decided to explore the possibilities of a cheaper strat AT fleet.

[ACW599]

"Very interesting, Hoskins, but tell me again what effect you think this will have on laminar flow in the boundary layer"

[SASless]

The Air Force ditty....."Into the air you junior birdmen" took on a whole new meaning when the base chorus winged it at an impromtu performance at the base Air Day.

[Lafyar Cokov]

No Warrant Officer - I said "I want all Squadron Kit on the Site ......."

[Siggie]

And the winner is:

NutLoose with

The Air Staff symposium 2010, this year kindly hosted by the RAF museum pose for their Annual Photograph, At the following press conference, AVM Sir Topo E'avy DFC and Bar later commented that "unfortunately due to Junket commitments elsewhere only 1/8th of the normal staff officer attendees were sadly available for the traditional photocall"

Take it away NutLoose

[NutLoose]

Thank you, and I do hope this image is not to big.



Sourced from
Scrapyards around DM

[Siggie]

just look at that old decrepit machinery. Wow, nice bike!

[albatross]

So the biker guy at the airshow sees the CF-104 on full afterburner then he sez "Hold my beer and watch this!"
It all went pearshaped after that!

[airborne_artist]

Despite the introduction of the new flying training system, some hold-overs just took forever.

[622]

Unfortunately the Forces special edition of the 'Hairy Bikers do rat packs' has had to be cancelled due to the stars slightly longer than expected wait at Brize for transport.

[Runaway Gun]

The MOD's "Terminator 2000" project lost funding after the late success of the Eurofighter 2000.

[Buster Hyman]

The wait for Crew Transport took longer than expected.

[ShyTorque]

May 7th, 2010, post election:

Tony: "Faster, Gordon, faster!"

[Avtrician]

Dont think the Vehicle Movement Contreoller likes us, we seem to have been waiting for ever.