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As Biggles bantered that his young co-pilot looked rather "dog eared" this morning, Algie absent-mindedly stared out of the cockpit window and smiled as he remembered his energetic antics in the Thai massage parlour the previous evening..... 
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#1 and #2: The first two issues of the Sunday Sport "Spot the T!t" Competition were just far too easy.
#1: The leckie tried to spice up his love life by donning his new gimp helmet and joining the mile high club
#1: The leckie tried to spice up his love life by donning his new gimp helmet and joining the mile high club
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#1 Roger winced. He'd give Berlin some special eggs tonight.
#2 The stage show was quite impressive, but nothing compared to the finale when the performance was taken outside. Only then did the audience see why the act was billed as "Ernesto and the Human Lawn Darts".
#2 Something told Harold that the Eccles Junior School Sports Day was going to have a very memorable wheelbarrow race this year.
#2 The stage show was quite impressive, but nothing compared to the finale when the performance was taken outside. Only then did the audience see why the act was billed as "Ernesto and the Human Lawn Darts".
#2 Something told Harold that the Eccles Junior School Sports Day was going to have a very memorable wheelbarrow race this year.
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#1 RAF News headline "RAFP and EFTS converge". Specially trained RAF Police dogs have been warmly received by OC EFTS. "These dogs are trained to bite solo Tyro pilots when they fail to carry out cockpit checks correctly. The accident rate has dropped considerably", said Flt Lt Budgie Burger a QFI at RAFC.
#2 "You thinking what I'm thinking....?"
#2 "You thinking what I'm thinking....?"
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#1 Cecil wondered for a moment if it would be inappropriate to give Cadet Pilot Rover a pat on the head before he sent him off on his first solo.
#1 Guy paused from his pre flight checks as the Ground Chief called the faithful hound over. "Here Nnnn.... Ni.... Nnnnn.. Nnnnig...... " But it was too late, Sixty years too late actually and the forces of PC had taken over.
#1 Guy paused from his pre flight checks as the Ground Chief called the faithful hound over. "Here Nnnn.... Ni.... Nnnnn.. Nnnnig...... " But it was too late, Sixty years too late actually and the forces of PC had taken over.
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A picture of BEagle in his No 1 Ceremonial Duties uniform taken right after he joined up. To his eternal regret however, this uniform was abandoned the following year when the RFC became the RAF.
Controversy brewed in this years inter-service rugby tournament when the Army team complained that the headgear worn by the Navy team's front row was downright dangerous...
...Not to be outdone, the Navy in turn complained that the airforce's new winger was impossible to tackle and made the ball 'slimy and difficult to hold on to'.
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#1 In spite of his natural flying talents, Rover failed the Gunnery Course. He kept cocking his leg instead of cocking the gun.
#2 The anti-parachutist hats were a great success, Julian hadn't been able to sit down for two weeks .
#2 The anti-parachutist hats were a great success, Julian hadn't been able to sit down for two weeks .
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#1 It had seemed a great idea at the time, and it was alway a bird puller to be able to say "I'll take you up." but in the cold light of day, Peter wasn't sure that this was indeed Daphne the stunning redhead he'd met down at the Whippett Inn last night. She seemed somehow different. although her perfume was still that same musky smell that had attracted him so much.
#2 Peter would live to regret the incident with Daphne once he had taken her up in his kite and been caught behind the Naafi with her by the ground crew. He had to promise to be in their Panto "Telly Tubbies do Mikado" to ensure the CO never got to hear of his penchant for setters.
#2 Peter would live to regret the incident with Daphne once he had taken her up in his kite and been caught behind the Naafi with her by the ground crew. He had to promise to be in their Panto "Telly Tubbies do Mikado" to ensure the CO never got to hear of his penchant for setters.
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"Sorry Bloggs, but Rover is a much better pilot than you are, I'll have to send you F3!"
Bloggs thinks" Enjoy it while you can, Mutt Breath! You won't be a high flyer once the vet's seen you!!"
Bloggs thinks" Enjoy it while you can, Mutt Breath! You won't be a high flyer once the vet's seen you!!"
1. Although it had been a wrench to leave the RAF, First Officer Scruggs was thoroughly enjoying his new life with the airline. His only reservations were that the regularly rostered CSD was a bit of a dog and that the uniform hat was not especially well tailored.
2. By contrast, Scruggs was acutely aware of the erotic appeal of the Virgin cabin-staff trainees in their colourful outfits, although he felt that their frequent ritual obeisance to the cockpit crew was a little unnecessary.
2. By contrast, Scruggs was acutely aware of the erotic appeal of the Virgin cabin-staff trainees in their colourful outfits, although he felt that their frequent ritual obeisance to the cockpit crew was a little unnecessary.
Lt. Scroggs looked sadly at his bleeding hand and then at the dog. He really had'nt meant to touch the fighter's controls, but the urge, almost a sexual urge, to take over from the computer had overwhelmed him once again.
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Must be time to put us out of our misery.....PLEASE
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Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy had found that they were not now so famous after Enid had decided to enrol Timmy in the RAF.
The four had to resort to wearing ridiculous attire to even get noticed nowadays (Julian was particularly pleased as he had always had a hankering to dress in a skirt).
..... you will have to be a certain age to know what the devil has betook me...
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Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy had found that they were not now so famous after Enid had decided to enrol Timmy in the RAF.
The four had to resort to wearing ridiculous attire to even get noticed nowadays (Julian was particularly pleased as he had always had a hankering to dress in a skirt).
..... you will have to be a certain age to know what the devil has betook me...
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Bloggs missed the wonderful carefree days of wandering the country with the Flying Circus as he contemplated his future working with a wandering Flea Circus. No doubt the dolly birds would be of a much less attractive style judging from the latest recruit who seemed to stand out in the Revue.
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Good God Man! Has the innocence of youth no meaning today? Is nothing sacred?!
No doubt you'll be suggesting next that Timmy 'ran away to air' as he felt left out of the debauched Sapphic goings-on between George and Anne and that what Dick and Julian got up to after 'lights out' was more worthy of the Satyricon!
Yours
AT
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(Excuse me while I mop this up!)
Good God Man! Has the innocence of youth no meaning today? Is nothing sacred?!
No doubt you'll be suggesting next that Timmy 'ran away to air' as he felt left out of the debauched Sapphic goings-on between George and Anne and that what Dick and Julian got up to after 'lights out' was more worthy of the Satyricon!
Yours
AT
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.
(Excuse me while I mop this up!)
