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Old 24th Sep 2009, 20:23
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Gordon Brown calls Truckie crews to high alert status after news that Baroness Vader-a resigns
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Old 24th Sep 2009, 20:36
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Jeeez! I never believed any of those stories about troopers being abducted by earthlings! See anything that looks like an anal probe?
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Old 24th Sep 2009, 21:01
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Darth looked up jealously, his imagination running riot as to what the loadie might be getting up to with Princess Leia on the top bunk
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Old 24th Sep 2009, 21:04
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Lima Echo's lovechildren come looking for their father...
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Old 24th Sep 2009, 21:48
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The Michael Jackson/Star Wars convention got off to a flyer...
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Old 24th Sep 2009, 23:18
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Darth: " I'm not getting on that! It's not even a J!"
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Old 25th Sep 2009, 09:05
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Storm Trooper Julian to Storm Trooper Sandy: "How nice to Varda your dolly old eek".

For the baffled, please listen to Round the Horne on BBC Radio 7.
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Old 25th Sep 2009, 09:17
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Guy in black to the guys in white ignoring him ...

"Did I ever tell you guys I flew Tie Fighters before I flew the Herc ? There I was locked in tight formation with the Dark Lord himself with nothing on the speed indicator but the makers name because the indicator was off the clock ...."
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Old 25th Sep 2009, 09:25
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The flight trials for MOD's new aircrew body armour were not going well...
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Old 25th Sep 2009, 09:40
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Tie Fighter Pilot talking to cockpit: "Whaddya mean, they've cancelled Star Wars?"
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Old 25th Sep 2009, 09:45
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Bee keepers react to reports of aggressive killer bees.
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Old 25th Sep 2009, 09:51
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You bought this piece of junk from Jabba the Hutt, for HOW much?
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Old 25th Sep 2009, 09:53
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"LOOK OUT! Millenium Falcon!.....Bwahahaha...you fall for that every time Gerry!"
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Old 25th Sep 2009, 11:22
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Look..I definately wrote '1 off .... C3PO' on the requisition ..its not my fault Darth if the Supplier can't read my writing !
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Old 25th Sep 2009, 21:39
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Thanks for stepping in arandcee

"I thought the cloaking device was supposed to make the ship look like an inanimate object!"
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Old 27th Sep 2009, 10:35
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Well it might not be able to tear arse down a narrow canyon at warp 7, but its got an onboard bog.
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Old 27th Sep 2009, 13:24
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Some spotters had traveled for light years just to catch a glimpse of the Millennium Vulcan in flight.
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Old 28th Sep 2009, 01:23
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OK, Smatass. Why don't you go and tell the Wookie he's not allowed on the flightdeck?
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Old 28th Sep 2009, 18:34
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You're nicked, for attempting to Chewbacca on board her Majesty's aircraft
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Old 28th Sep 2009, 21:17
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Time Gentlemen puh-lease!

I nearly went with Roadster280 (ooh er!!) but eventually, for topicality reasons, went with:

Tie Fighter Pilot talking to cockpit: "Whaddya mean, they've cancelled Star Wars?"
from BusterHyman. Go f'rit

ooh look a TIE fighter: (-o-)
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