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Old 9th Apr 2009, 20:56
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"Weird?" asked Captain Prune "You should meet my friends."

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Old 11th Apr 2009, 18:25
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I think you'll find I am fit to fly doc...........
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Old 12th Apr 2009, 06:59
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At last the airline managed to find a weapon to match the Captain's ego.
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Old 12th Apr 2009, 11:19
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George Dubleya decides retirement is'nt good for him right now....
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Old 12th Apr 2009, 20:21
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Military jet interception my arse !
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Old 14th Apr 2009, 07:56
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Longhitter decided that he was tired of waiting for the result of this caption competition as well.....
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Old 14th Apr 2009, 08:43
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Buster is dithering

So, you bloody (ba) nana, make a decsion.

I hope that the foregoing rules me out. Finding something original is not easy.

Plus, someone else needs a go.

Plus, I'll just post a naked woman, in the unlikely event that my entry came anywhere near it, which I doubt.

Some good responses Buster, let's go with the next!!
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Old 14th Apr 2009, 11:55
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Now then, then now, now then, then, now...

Come on chaps, it's not even been a week. As long as the entries are flowing in there's no need to whip out the guns!

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Old 14th Apr 2009, 13:24
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Ok, I'll take your breathalyser test...hic, as long as you put your lips round this first....hic?
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Old 14th Apr 2009, 14:27
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Ok, for the biggest chuckle 1st prize goes to arandcee with

'You bought it airside sir? Oh, no problem then, take it on.'

Over to you arandcee.
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Old 14th Apr 2009, 21:59
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Cool! Here's another from strangecosmos - the jury will convene lunchtime hundred hours (utc) on saturday.



(hope it aint been done before)
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Old 14th Apr 2009, 22:33
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"Bloody Hell" said Ron, as Harry desparately fought with the controls of the Weasley's banger and tried to outrun the demented chasing aircraft carrier!
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Old 14th Apr 2009, 23:11
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Mission accomplished?
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Old 14th Apr 2009, 23:13
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Sea DeLorean trials.
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Old 14th Apr 2009, 23:33
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The sad result of putting Vindaloo in the fuel tank.....
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Old 14th Apr 2009, 23:55
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When the Navy found out that their new carrier aircraft had the radar signature of a small car, they were sceptical...
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 01:59
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The opening scene from the new failed ABC/BBC series 'Top Gun/Top Gear' featuring the only appearance by 'the Sink'.
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 04:14
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While it seemed funny at the time, and they all loved a good practical joke, the guys quickly learned that launching the Captain’s hobby-car wasn’t the brightest idea that the CAG had come up with recently.
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"Gee Buster I think we've been conned! I'm sure the salesman said this was a genuine Mitsubishi used in the Pearl Harbor attack!!"
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Harry was left wondering whether his wand had been damaged in the stokers' mess.
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