Caption competition
Caption Competition
Things really went downhill after the Womens' Royal Auxilliary Balloon Corps started designing their own craft, they quickly became known as the 20 Seconders. (With apologies to Blackadder.)
Thanks everybody for the many chuckles!
Time to judge them.
Second runner-up is ehwhatezedoing with:
"NASA budget reduction.
Doesn't stop them sending a craft towards Uranus."
First runner-up is Hempy with:
"Who's been in my wallet???"
And the winner for this one is ZOFO with:
"On his last tour the Pope was somewhat unpleased with his form of transport"
Well done ZOFO, over to you!
Time to judge them.
Second runner-up is ehwhatezedoing with:
"NASA budget reduction.
Doesn't stop them sending a craft towards Uranus."
First runner-up is Hempy with:
"Who's been in my wallet???"
And the winner for this one is ZOFO with:
"On his last tour the Pope was somewhat unpleased with his form of transport"
Well done ZOFO, over to you!
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ZOFO, winning and Brazillians
Listen ZOFO, I understand that you may be down the beauty parlour getting a twin brazillian with the girlfriend. Although I can't imagine you asking the proprietress whether they "wax mens' bottoms". Don't blame me, you raised it!
Get with the program. Once you've had the fleece removed, you are subject to a higher calling. You've bid, you've won, and you must now deliver. Otherwise, you'll be known as "Waxy-bum ZOFO" for as long as this thread keeps going!
Get with the program. Once you've had the fleece removed, you are subject to a higher calling. You've bid, you've won, and you must now deliver. Otherwise, you'll be known as "Waxy-bum ZOFO" for as long as this thread keeps going!
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Capt. P. Prune was forced to put his carry on in the hold due to security claiming it was over sized. (He was allowed to take his military grade, high power sniper rifle to the cockpit due the specific model not being listed on security's magic list)
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Capt. P. Prune was ready to shoot the approach.
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Management's 21st Century updated program also covered the cockpit axe.
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Capt. P. Prune was ready to shoot the approach.
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Management's 21st Century updated program also covered the cockpit axe.
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"Whaddya mean by asking me why do I have four stripes on my right sleeve and only two on my left?........ Say hello to my little friend!!"
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"Hi my name's Mike, come with me and fly the friendly skies of United"
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"Hi my name's Mike, come with me and fly the friendly skies of United"
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Given that LCCs are getting away with blue murder anyway, management decided that the captain ought to have the right to forcefully address complaints about sh*thouse service.
Last edited by Howabout; 8th Apr 2009 at 09:10. Reason: one word