Thanks everybody for the many chuckles!
Time to judge them.
Second runner-up is ehwhatezedoing with:
"NASA budget reduction.
Doesn't stop them sending a craft towards Uranus."
First runner-up is Hempy with:
"Who's been in my wallet???"
And the winner for this one is ZOFO with:
"On his last tour the Pope was somewhat unpleased with his form of transport"
Well done ZOFO, over to you!