ZOFO, winning and Brazillians
Listen ZOFO, I understand that you may be down the beauty parlour getting a twin brazillian with the girlfriend. Although I can't imagine you asking the proprietress whether they "wax mens' bottoms". Don't blame me, you raised it!
Get with the program. Once you've had the fleece removed, you are subject to a higher calling. You've bid, you've won, and you must now deliver. Otherwise, you'll be known as "Waxy-bum ZOFO" for as long as this thread keeps going!