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Old 3rd Apr 2009, 17:57
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I know they said I had to be ready for action when the balloon finally went up but f . . . me!
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Old 3rd Apr 2009, 18:46
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Hey look over there, there's the Fyffes Bananna factory. Bet you cant land this over that giant Bananna.
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Old 3rd Apr 2009, 20:28
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Daughter: What's that daddy
Daddy: That's a balloon darling
Daughter: That's not a balloon, that's a pink willy

(Can just imagine my little girl saying that anyway)
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Old 3rd Apr 2009, 20:49
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Ooops, we're fooked
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Old 3rd Apr 2009, 21:36
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On his last tour the Pope was somewhat unpleased with his form of transport
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Old 4th Apr 2009, 07:54
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While admitting that her Helium Peroxide pink rinse was the main cause, Marge also gave some credit to WeightWatchers.
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Old 4th Apr 2009, 08:55
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"...and, in a tribute to Dick Smith, Australian Aviation adventurer..."
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Old 4th Apr 2009, 12:52
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Maud: "Oh look at that giant cock flying over there!"

Aurthur (not looking over there): "I thought chickens were flightless...)

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Old 4th Apr 2009, 12:55
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Lady Blackadder: "Oh look a turnip that looks like a what's it!"

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Old 4th Apr 2009, 15:38
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Labour Party's new advertising campaign.

All hot air and covering up yet another huge cock-up.
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Old 4th Apr 2009, 16:44
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Even the Mile-High Club practises Safe Sex these days.
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Old 4th Apr 2009, 23:08
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"Durex's foray into the world of commercial aircraft manufacturing was more successful than they ever would have imagined..."
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Old 4th Apr 2009, 23:25
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Yes, our new balloon range come in Non-Rigid, Semi-Rigid & Rigid. Do I need to explain which one is illustrated here?
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Old 4th Apr 2009, 23:37
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Warning label on packaging - 'Do not attempt to dispose of in WC after use.'
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Old 5th Apr 2009, 02:29
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Who's been in my wallet???

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Old 5th Apr 2009, 03:23
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NASA budget reduction.
Doesn't stop them sending a craft towards Uranus.
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Old 5th Apr 2009, 03:43
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Brilliant Hempy!
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Old 5th Apr 2009, 05:31
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After the show of size, Nato gave in to the invasion force.
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Old 5th Apr 2009, 08:40
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Phone rings....."Hello my name's Bond, James Bond, I'm looking for Pussy Galore"
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Old 5th Apr 2009, 09:25
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Exclusive! Our photographer snapped this shot of Dwayne Dibley's triple-thick condom escaping from the 'Red Dwarf' set.
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