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Old 17th Nov 2019, 13:49
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Food fights at RAF Much-Binding-in-the-Marsh could be rather competitive....
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 15:17
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"Jesus, bring back the thunderbird jacket, all is forgiven."
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 15:20
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"And on the catwalk today we have the new updated Burka outfit with the optional suicide vest"
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 15:27
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Prime Minister, you have gained a reputation for saying the opposite of what you mean; however, that doesn't guarantee that dressing up like that will make everyone think you're nice and kind.
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 17:00
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On the catwalk now we have the recommended attire for your adventure holiday in Hong Kong....
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 17:00
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To prevent misunderstanding Aircraft Marshalers are instructed NOT to go on duty with Orange batons
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 17:03
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Having arrived at the bank to pay in his gold plated Government pension Boris was surprised to find Mrs May had taken a job there as a witch to scare off the noisy children
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 17:05
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The Pilot of the Project Sunrise flight reported slight after effects
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 21:29
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Donald was a little bit stunned when he realised that he had been invited to a Meeting at The Lodge (in Canberra), not a "Lodge Meeting".
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 22:07
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"I'm sorry Sir, this is a tie only function"
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 01:32
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The strange and stylish service woman's uniform(1942) became a big hit in the officers mess library
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 09:05
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"You're a Phantom Phixer you say...Thank fook i'm on Jags"
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 09:10
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"Don't worry Prince Andrew, no one will recognise you leaving my house."
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 09:18
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Simmons, the dress code "drag" means you are expected to attend the party attired as a woman, not as an object lesson in flight dynamics...
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 10:06
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An early design of shell suit?
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 11:09
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"Errrm, the holes are for your ears boss.!"
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 12:11
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Look Hoskins, we don't mind you dressing as a Christmas tree.....but please keep your baubles out of sight!
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 13:07
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Ridley Scott was not impressed with the first impression of the Alien
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 13:10
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Your one ugly mother fecker, said the elephant man
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 13:14
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Pizza Hut preview the disguise outfit for the next England player that misses in the penalty shoot out. Call on Southgate to be the model
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