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Old 1st Aug 2019, 11:58
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This ain't NASA....but failure ain't an option here either!
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Old 1st Aug 2019, 11:59
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I bow down before TIEW's wit, so this is not an entry:

"Hey, you two! Where's David gone?"
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Old 1st Aug 2019, 12:22
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"Ok, how are we going to decide who gets off this ledge first?"

"How about rock, paper, scissors, stone?"
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Old 1st Aug 2019, 12:23
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Rationing an aircrew watch amongst three was fraught with issues"
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Old 1st Aug 2019, 12:24
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"I've got to scratch my nose"
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Old 1st Aug 2019, 12:28
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"I'm going to sue them, the job description said three Lightning down to earth types required to conduct high level bonding, and I thought they wanted pilots."
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Old 1st Aug 2019, 18:31
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Yes I think we have been noticed the rescue chopper will be here soo.....
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Old 1st Aug 2019, 18:32
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Wish they would install the red warning light then we could go home
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Old 1st Aug 2019, 18:36
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In an effort to get a reaction from Simon, the crew of America's got Talent spice up the danger level
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Old 1st Aug 2019, 18:38
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Darwin Award for pointless sign on the right ' DO not try this at home'
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Old 1st Aug 2019, 19:30
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Unfortunately, just as they performed their famous "Lightning Rod" maneuver, the Hindenberg passed overhead.
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Old 1st Aug 2019, 22:08
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Support your right to Bare Arms (and torsos).
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Old 1st Aug 2019, 22:44
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The Manx Army demonstrates the national signature pose.
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Old 2nd Aug 2019, 11:09
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While waiting to collect their F35b's and fly them back to the UK the pilots of 207 Sdn get in some additional close formation hovering
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Old 2nd Aug 2019, 11:18
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"Oh God, I shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night. I feel a ..........."
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Old 2nd Aug 2019, 11:34
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Uh oh! Where's Geoffrey?
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Old 2nd Aug 2019, 14:13
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In an effort to speed up the game by minimising time lost to stoppages during the World Cup, World Rugby secretly test some new "enhancements" to the game - the combined scrum and line out.
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Old 2nd Aug 2019, 14:22
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Royal Navy Interpretive Dance Team perform: "20mm Oerlikon"
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Old 2nd Aug 2019, 19:24
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Village People auditions were moving along splendidly!
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Old 2nd Aug 2019, 21:18
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Never mind that Buster, I hope you are accepted, but do you have a caption?
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