Caption competition

[Ascend Charlie]

"Arf! Arf!..........Baaaarf!"

[Kiltrash]

Argh here is me parachute

[Kiltrash]

Professional engineer combines the best attributes of a helicopter and light aircraft makes a right dogs dinner of it

[Kiltrash]

Bottom picture. Boris interview for Aviation Week published

[treadigraph]

Muttley really thought he was the dog's round objects...

[Parson]

I know there's a flying instructor shortage but........

[Kiltrash]

Last ditch safety feature to keep the pilot away from the automation

[Buster Hyman]

And to make matters worse, Rex decided to eject....

[Parson]

"Airspeed alive and increasing"
"Tees and pees..."
"Oh, I knew I shouldn't have said that....."

[treadigraph]

If Bob Ho(o)ver flew helicopters...

(I believe he did actually)

[Parson]

Top pic;

"Look, it was the only way to find my keys, ok?"

[NutLoose]

"I joined the Army to fly helicopers but they told me i would be a better Warrior"

[NutLoose]

"The bloody dogs chasing squirrels again"

[NutLoose]

"Woof you haven't woof locked the door woof properly"!

[Penny Washers]

Sniffing each others' tails gets a bit tricky when you are flying a helicopter at the same time.

[treadigraph]

Proof, should it be needed, that helicopters only fly because they are so ugly the earth repels them...

[treadigraph]

I told you not to command Spot to 'roll over" when he's flying...

[andytug]

"Bloggs, we seem to have been sold a Sopwith Pup"

[andytug]

"Bit of a mistake letting him fly when you know he reaches round to lick his own genitals every 5 minutes......"

Or

"Bad dog! Stop chasing your own tail!!"

[andytug]

Proof positive that sometimes the tail does wag the dog....