Caption competition

[c52]

"In-flight refuelling: there is a long trough containing fuel and the aircraft flies the length of the trough with a scoop forcing the fuel up into its tanks. I got the idea from the railways."

[NutLoose]

"Is that the new bird scarer?"
"Yup, she was petrified when we strapped her in."

[NutLoose]

"Hmmmm... Misssteer, Bumsteer or Mystere, that is the question."

[NutLoose]

"White smoke, we surrender Officer."

[NutLoose]

"Ahhh there goes Maddona with zer big boobies, she cannot get zer stick back because of them."

[Kiltrash]

Why yes Mr Campbell we could give you the 2 sponsons option, paint it blue and ship it to the Lake District, but why?

[Kiltrash]

The men in white coats with additional Police protection carefully approach Hoskins after his latest bad landing to administer the usual internal checks

[Kiltrash]

After the war, Officer Crabtree found it difficult to get away from hare brained schemes trying to get the airmen back to Britain

[NutLoose]

"That's gonna leave a skid mark."
"Yup. thank God I'm not doing his laundry."

[NutLoose]

[NutLoose]

"It's ok, we'll put it in the techlog as a bird strike, they're not to know it was walking."

[Kiltrash]

Normally at Test Matches the Police and Umpires have to deal only with streakers

[c52]

"Sergeant told me to stand here till lunchtime. More'n my job's worth to deal with a plane crash."

[Wensleydale]

French for a Lawn Mower? Un Coup de Grass.

[NutLoose]

"Officer, when he's shut down, can I borrow your white stick for the pilot"

[treadigraph]

We French always have to be best. Your Winkle Brown lands wizzout ze undercart in zer Venom. So our Maulandi doz ze take off wizzout ze undercart. 'Ow you say, three upmanship... Truly 'ee iz off 'iz trolly.

[c52]

Early attempts at VTOL reveal that the undercarriage is still required.

[Kiltrash]

Told you that last baguette for the pilot would be too much for the undercarriage.
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French BEA station investigating officers at every airfield Hoskins flies into

[Kiltrash]

OFFICER please sort out these potholes, look what' they have done to my tyres

[Ascend Charlie]

After some close inspection, the Cardinals all agreed that it was white smoke, and that a new Pope had been chosen.