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In the Business cabin, passengers are favoured with a nice cup of tea, and knitting demonstrations as in-flight entertainment.
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“Bannock Cakes?”
”Yes, it does!”
”Yes, it does!”
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The smell? Oh, we have quite literally been brought out of mothballs...
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The only gay in the village was forced to stand in the background, as he had forgotten to wear his wee kilt.
Across the tarmac out of sight the Court Line girls also limber up for the synctonised flight safety demonsstration competition for the right to take on the Laker girls in the final. Then like the Ryder Cup the winners will cross the Atlantic to take on the reigning US holders, The Hooter girls
During the subsequent AAIB investigation into the accident it was found the Pilot was in a no win situation, with so many back seat drivers, his powers of concentration was overwhelmed with insane chatter and sensory overload
The AAIB made one recommendation, passengers should be supplied with sufficient alcohol to render them unconscious and so not distract the driver
The AAIB made one recommendation, passengers should be supplied with sufficient alcohol to render them unconscious and so not distract the driver
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Some great entries, and straight of the bat, Treadigraph's Granedonian Girls was the one to beat, as I was humming it for ages after reading it. Unfortunately Treadigraph you're the runner up. The winner is Ivor Toolbox with Elton John and his backing singers. I let out a loud laugh at that one, so it's all yours Ivor.
I'll get the local meals on wheels delivery to drop off the CFS trophy, when they're delivering the Gals dinners.
I'll get the local meals on wheels delivery to drop off the CFS trophy, when they're delivering the Gals dinners.
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Sorry about the earworm, Dan! I was laughing at Ivor's Elton joke too, and quite a few of others as well. Good pic, good call and congrats Ivor!
Mmmm, Caledonian girls...
Mmmm, Caledonian girls...
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"Say Jimmy, that Brit General keeps mentioning Halitosis to me, I told him flat I ain't going on bombers"
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"So you're trying to tell me you have never worn those trousers without your number one jacket"
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"Jeez Clarke, avoid the fish pie, thats the third time in an hour I've been for a gone with the wind"
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“I like your shirt too ... who’s your tailor?”
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“The difference is that I have Pilot wings, and you don’t. So I will be gone with the wind, buddy!”
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" So they've offered me a part in the new Batman film as a baddy Clarke, but I turned it down as I felt I would be forever known as the Jimmy Riddler"