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Old 9th Oct 2017, 11:09
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"Ministry of Defence? Down there on the left, mate. Big thing - you can't mis it."
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Old 9th Oct 2017, 11:27
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"No, Marylou - it's his scabbard !"
 
Old 9th Oct 2017, 11:32
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"Here's lookin' at you, kid !"
 
Old 9th Oct 2017, 11:39
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"Up, Guards, and at 'em !"


("Quantity has a quality all its own").
 
Old 9th Oct 2017, 11:42
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Originally Posted by Danny42C
("Quantity has a quality all its own").
If you say so ...

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Old 9th Oct 2017, 11:43
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"My wife has some handcuffs like that, but hers are pink."
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Old 9th Oct 2017, 11:46
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Nah go on, it's a right larf! Tell him, there's a Fiver on the ground behind him & then watch him try & bend over! Hilarious!
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Old 9th Oct 2017, 11:46
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So...when was his thread ban lifted Officer?
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Old 9th Oct 2017, 11:47
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"Excuse me. Is this England?"

(Name the Film)
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Old 9th Oct 2017, 11:56
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If your looking for a bit of action boys get yourselves up to Clapham Common at twilight.
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Old 9th Oct 2017, 12:17
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Old 9th Oct 2017, 12:21
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"Right, you two - I'm arrestin' you for 'avin' loaded weapons in a public place!"
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Old 9th Oct 2017, 12:23
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"So this isn't Tidworth then?...B*gger, I told you we should have turned right at Pewsey."


Sorry coudn't resist
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Old 9th Oct 2017, 13:20
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"That's right, boys. I am as old as you two together, as heavy as you two together, and I can run faster than either of you carrying the other."
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Old 9th Oct 2017, 13:25
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Honestly. We just want Boris' autograph.
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Old 9th Oct 2017, 13:44
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"err ... s'scuse me ... is there somewhere near here where we can park our Warrior?"
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Old 9th Oct 2017, 13:52
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Old 9th Oct 2017, 13:53
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Is that right, are you here to arrest us if we shoot anyone
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Got this message from No 10 - if you see a guy called Boris, kneecap him
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Old 9th Oct 2017, 14:14
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"Just a tip, lads. Around here it's best not to cough ... bit of a sensitive issue at the moment."
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