Caption competition

[NutLoose]

"So there I was beloved Leader, pulling 7G in a spiral descent while trying to get a firing solution, and then he was toast, what do you think of that?"

"I too like "ghee", I have it on my toast as well"

[NutLoose]

"There I was 50,000 feet and nothing on the clock but the makers name... Shoddy damned Korean instrument"

[racedo]

Sir, did you pull the ejection handle, no I said ejection handle not that one.

[racedo]

How did they squeeze your fat A** in there.

[Hydromet]

Where's your hat, Airman. You're naked on parade.

[Big Pistons Forever]

I feel the need.....the need for please.

Ahh right right I get it glorious leader, please, please do not touch the handle with the yellow stripes...please.

[Pontius Navigator]

Hold still Sir, we will just need to twist head and tilt, then neck will click back

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

So this button fires the cannon? Excellent! Now go find a General and strap him across the muzzle!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

NK Village People rehearsing their next video clip.

[622]

Yes Glorious Leader, if you flew these things you would have brown trousers to!

[NutLoose]

"Thank Christ we got the canopy open, the last time I saw something like that behind glass it was at Sea world"

[Buster Hyman]

Err, no. There's no button to flush Dear Leader. Why do you ask?

[Danny42C]

"Gemme outa here !"

[c52]

Dear Leader, if we're going to make a film of how you won the Korean War, you simply have to be photographed in a MiG 15. And this one's in a museum, it can't hurt you.

[Pontius Navigator]

Originally Posted by c52

Dear Leader, if we're going to make a film of how you won the Korean War, you simply have to be photographed in a MiG 15. And this one's in a museum, it can't hurt you.

No no, already made film of how I won the first war. This is how I won war Part 2.

[Big Pistons Forever]

The Dear Leader was a bit taken aback when the officer helping him strap in told him that the "Dear Leader" had murdered his father.....

[Pontius Navigator]

Dear Leader, if all else fails, either push stick forward to build up speed, or roll inverted and pull the black and yellow handle. The cushion will protect your hair and it will avoid compression fraction of your spine.

What about when I land?

Not to worry Dear Leader, your hair will cushion your head.

[cattletruck]

I'm Mavlick and the rest of you can be Goose coz you all gonna die soon.

[Pontius Navigator]

Good sortie Dear Leader, not hair raising?

[andytug]

NOT A CAPTION

Judging will be whenever I sit down after tea tonight, probably approx 1900 GMT