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Old 9th Feb 2007, 15:27
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In retrospect, the PM should, of course, have asked what would happen if he exceeded the limit on the Chief Constable of North Wales new breathalyser.

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Old 9th Feb 2007, 19:26
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It's that time...

...3rd Place...
1859 Sqn - "Err, just call me Monica, George!"
...2nd Place...
NRU74 - "New Labour's, new casino's, new roulette"
...and the winner is...
Mike Jenvey - "Look, if you want a peerage, cash is OK......."
Congrats to all! Over to you Mike.

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Old 9th Feb 2007, 20:21
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Obviously, you need the first to take on the second.
 
Old 9th Feb 2007, 21:45
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Yah, I may be a redneck from West Virginia , but mah sister will confirm that these are quite safe in mah hands.
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Old 9th Feb 2007, 22:24
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You could have warned me about the recoil, now you've set off my airbags.
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Old 9th Feb 2007, 22:37
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The choice was blow her up or blow her away
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Old 10th Feb 2007, 06:34
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Airbags totally unnecessary!!
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Old 10th Feb 2007, 07:08
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Whilst out walking in Otterburn I witnessed this fall off an Apache I was going to keep it.....That was until I seen the size of the Airtrooper they sent out to look for it!
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Old 10th Feb 2007, 08:08
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Since moving to America, the Beckhams have started to let themselves go.....
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Old 10th Feb 2007, 08:31
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In these pictures exclusive to H*llo, Tony and Cherie are seen relaxing in their lovely Barbados hideaway.
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Old 10th Feb 2007, 08:32
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Top: Hey Mike Jenvey, thats not a gun.....THIS is a gun.

Bottom: Ohhh, ahhhh, dang cigarette, ow ow ow.
or: Just a few more minutes in there honey an we're across the border and free.

Last edited by splitbrain; 10th Feb 2007 at 11:28.
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Old 10th Feb 2007, 09:52
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Thunderbolt aircrew on holiday, looking for...

Bottom:

..a decent target to aim for.
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Old 11th Feb 2007, 06:07
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"I still don't get why I can not find a girlfriend, but my revenge will come"


"Film producers admit the new Dukes of Hazard sequel is aimed at a different target audience to the previous film"
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Old 11th Feb 2007, 19:24
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Only one of these things is legal in the UK.
 
Old 11th Feb 2007, 20:36
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"You can run but you can't hide!"



"You can hide but you can't run!"
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Old 11th Feb 2007, 20:56
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Could it be:

1. Idaho resident proves he can out shoot the "Brits" on the 25 Metre Range.

2. A10-1 -""We are getting reports this is friendly"
A10-2 "I want to be sick"

Just left with my coat.
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Old 12th Feb 2007, 13:08
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Devil

For the top picture:
Dr lecturing his class " This class is an example of a man with an extremely small penis"

For the Bottom

Dr "As you can see class, due to global warming we have now found that the female of the species have evolved to be able to develop her own floatation aids, unfortunately this one deployed hers by accident."
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Old 12th Feb 2007, 20:46
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Pic 1 :Where's that wascally wabbit???

Pic 2: Randy regretted attaching his inflatable girlfriend to the garage air hose when 3 seconds later she exploded. Luckily he had the leather 'wipe clean' interior!
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Old 14th Feb 2007, 22:19
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Photo 1:

Someone's gonna to get one blow job they ain't EVER gonna forget!

Photo 2:

Ditto.
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Old 16th Feb 2007, 08:48
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Many thanks Mike!
Remember there's nothing more dangerous than a matelot with a gun!
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