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Tell him to put 'is foot down, me Yorkies melting...
In this theatre everyday is a myth busters day.....
Take the national express, When your life's in a mess. It'll make you smile
All human life is here From the feeble old dear To the screaming child....
On the national express There's a jolly hostess Selling crisps and tea
She'll provide you with drinks And theatrical winks For a sky high fee
Mini-skirts were in style When she danced down the aisle
Back in 63 But its hard to get by
When your arse is the size Of a small country
Don't just sit there feeling stressed
Take a trip on the National Express
With all apologies to Neil Hannon & co.as soon as I saw the pic, the tune just popped into my head............
All human life is here From the feeble old dear To the screaming child....
On the national express There's a jolly hostess Selling crisps and tea
She'll provide you with drinks And theatrical winks For a sky high fee
Mini-skirts were in style When she danced down the aisle
Back in 63 But its hard to get by
When your arse is the size Of a small country
Don't just sit there feeling stressed
Take a trip on the National Express
With all apologies to Neil Hannon & co.as soon as I saw the pic, the tune just popped into my head............
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ShyTorque,
Good luck with judging this one.
I've had that pic in my folder for a while now but every time I look at it, I'm left giggling and speechless - hence my inability to contribute.
I do think that Nutty's and Hempy's recent ones are worth consideration, though.
p.s. Buster's new one's pretty good, too.
Good luck with judging this one.
I've had that pic in my folder for a while now but every time I look at it, I'm left giggling and speechless - hence my inability to contribute.
I do think that Nutty's and Hempy's recent ones are worth consideration, though.
p.s. Buster's new one's pretty good, too.
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Question...... how many Lib Dem voters can you get on the back of a truck?.....
Answer.... All of them........
Answer.... All of them........
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"You paid for your ticket? I got mine free....... Btw what is a Human shield?"
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Top Gear take their detractors out into the Sahara desert on a one way sight seeing trip.
